British Man Kicked Out Of A Bar For Smoking, Naturally Comes Back With A Chainsaw
Posted on 13. Feb, 2012 at 9:26 am by Kinger in TAS
(Newser) – An angry Brit has pleaded guilty to charging into a pub with a chainsaw after he was kicked out for smoking, the Daily Mail reports. Dean Dinnen, 24, swung the saw wildly at customers, slicing a tendon in one man and sending others scampering. Defending themselves with bar stools, patrons eventually subdued Dinnen, broke several of his ribs, and punctured one of his lungs before police showed up.
“He went in with it primarily to scare,” says his attorney. “He was very much under the influence of alcohol and drugs.” Perhaps for the better, the patron who had escorted him outside for breaking a smoking ban wasn’t around when Dinnen came back.
But hey, at least he wasn’t smoking! Strike up the band for the Healtharazzi! Kill your liver all you want, eat the hell out of the bars fried food, but when it comes to tobacco, that’s crossing all sorts of lines! Seriously how is England going to be the place that draws such a hard line on bar-smoking? This is the same England that finds dental care optional and enjoys the use of ‘blood bombs’ and flare-guns-to-the-face at soccer matches, right?
I suppose I’m all for smoke-free bars as well, but if the alternative is more drunk guys wielding chainsaws, well…give me a Marlboro Straight and I’ll suck it down like there is no tomorrow.
PS-The dude tossing the keg around? Impressive.
Braga
14. Feb, 2012
ONIONS! I salute the dude who chased him down with the keg and kicked the shit out of him. Well done, good sir.