Just Who Is Sarah Phillips? I Don’t Know, Maybe Just An Ex-Baller From Sheldon High School

Just Who Is Sarah Phillips? I Don’t Know, Maybe Just An Ex-Baller From Sheldon High School

Posted on 01. May, 2012 at 11:38 pm by in JFP

By now, I’m sure you’ve already heard. Sarah Phillips is either a ghost, a gambling degenerate, an -ex ESPN writer, or perhaps, a real person that just likes to scam bloggers and NBA meme’ers(?) out of money. Maybe an evil combination of all. Or some. Maybe, none. You know, what evs, the usual… I mean, it’s the internet, who really knows what-from-what.

Is Sarah Phillips a real person?!?!? ZOMG! Is this like a scene out of Ghost Dad??? Is Sarah Phillips literally walking through your door and watching you try and dominate ‘The Crag‘ vicariously through your TV while kicking it with Mark Summers?

Freaky, freaky. Perhaps, I am Sarah Phillips. Or even spookier, maybe you are Sarah Phillips!

I’m not sure any of this really makes sense. But, a source from deep within the Sheldon High School athletic program in Eugene, Oregon is telling me this is Sarah Phillips. Of course, the source close to, and deep is anonymous. You know, as to not give away their identity for fear of institutional backlash….

What say you, America?

 

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23 Responses to “Just Who Is Sarah Phillips? I Don’t Know, Maybe Just An Ex-Baller From Sheldon High School”

  1. Fender

    02. May, 2012

    Damn dude….. good work.

  2. Black Rob

    02. May, 2012

    Like, whoa

  3. Billy Walters

    02. May, 2012

    We need 18 and over picks. Nude preferrably.

  4. Billy Walters commented on The Sports Brewery:

    We need 18 and over picks. Nude preferrably.

  5. tfm

    02. May, 2012

    What Phillips did was wrong, but this is borderline creepy.

  6. tfm commented on The Sports Brewery:

    What Phillips did was wrong, but this is borderline creepy.

  7. clint

    02. May, 2012

    she’s came a long way

  8. Braga

    02. May, 2012

    Borderline creepy? Yeah, that sounds like Kinger.

  9. How dare you

    02. May, 2012

    Post readily available pictures

  10. Ricker D

    03. May, 2012

    Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?

  11. Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:

    Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?

  12. Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:

    Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?

  13. Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:

    Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?

  14. Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:

    Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?

  15. Jame Gumm

    24. May, 2012

    Hey YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!

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