Just Who Is Sarah Phillips? I Don’t Know, Maybe Just An Ex-Baller From Sheldon High School
Posted on 01. May, 2012 at 11:38 pm by Kinger in JFP
By now, I’m sure you’ve already heard. Sarah Phillips is either a ghost, a gambling degenerate, an -ex ESPN writer, or perhaps, a real person that just likes to scam bloggers and NBA meme’ers(?) out of money. Maybe an evil combination of all. Or some. Maybe, none. You know, what evs, the usual… I mean, it’s the internet, who really knows what-from-what.
Is Sarah Phillips a real person?!?!? ZOMG! Is this like a scene out of Ghost Dad??? Is Sarah Phillips literally walking through your door and watching you try and dominate ‘The Crag‘ vicariously through your TV while kicking it with Mark Summers?
Freaky, freaky. Perhaps, I am Sarah Phillips. Or even spookier, maybe you are Sarah Phillips!
I’m not sure any of this really makes sense. But, a source from deep within the Sheldon High School athletic program in Eugene, Oregon is telling me this is Sarah Phillips. Of course, the source close to, and deep is anonymous. You know, as to not give away their identity for fear of institutional backlash….
What say you, America?
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23 Responses to “Just Who Is Sarah Phillips? I Don’t Know, Maybe Just An Ex-Baller From Sheldon High School”
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02. May, 2012
[...] at The Sports Brewery found several pictures of Sarah Phillips playing basketball and soccer growing up. Below is one of her soccer team [...]
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[...] to the site the Sports Brewery, Phillips is a 2007 connoisseur of Sheldon High School, [...]
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[...] to the site the Sports Brewery, Phillips is a 2007 connoisseur of Sheldon High School, [...]
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[...] to the site the Sports Brewery, Phillips is a 2007 graduate of Sheldon High School, where she played soccer and basketball. Some [...]
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[...] to the site the Sports Brewery, Phillips is a 2007 graduate of Sheldon High School, where she played soccer and basketball. Some [...]
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03. May, 2012
[...] to the site the Sports Brewery, Phillips is a 2007 connoisseur of Sheldon High School, [...]
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Fender
02. May, 2012
Damn dude….. good work.
Black Rob
02. May, 2012
Like, whoa
Billy Walters
02. May, 2012
We need 18 and over picks. Nude preferrably.
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02. May, 2012
Billy Walters commented on The Sports Brewery:
We need 18 and over picks. Nude preferrably.
tfm
02. May, 2012
What Phillips did was wrong, but this is borderline creepy.
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02. May, 2012
tfm commented on The Sports Brewery:
What Phillips did was wrong, but this is borderline creepy.
clint
02. May, 2012
she’s came a long way
Braga
02. May, 2012
Borderline creepy? Yeah, that sounds like Kinger.
How dare you
02. May, 2012
Post readily available pictures
Ricker D
03. May, 2012
Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?
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03. May, 2012
Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:
Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?
The Sports Brewery on Facebook
03. May, 2012
Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:
Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?
The Sports Brewery on Facebook
03. May, 2012
Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:
Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?
The Sports Brewery on Facebook
03. May, 2012
Ricker D commented on The Sports Brewery:
Is it just me, or does she look a little like a pre-fat Kelly Clarkson in a few of those?
Jame Gumm
24. May, 2012
Hey YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!