TSB’s own moving on to the big stage!

Posted on 07. Jul, 2010 at 12:38 am by in Beer + Stuff, Track & Field

Its been a bitter sweet week for all us here at The Sports Brewery. At a press conference held over the weekend at the hallowed grounds of Bradetich-Richardson field, we found out that one of our former interns, The Big Cat has accepted a Graduate Assistant position in the Division One ranks to coach supervise the activities of shot put and hammer toss. This comes as no surprise to anyone associated with The Big Cat because, he is up there with Lance Deal as one of the best throwing coach’s in the state of Oregon. “I have got more offers to coach than Ernie Kent has,” exclaimed Big Cat. My have the mighty(Kent) fallen. No one from the Eagles has been available for comment, although I’m guessing they are excited and looking forward to next season with their new coaching addition. We here at TSB can only assume that his internship with us was what stood out to the head coach and those going over his application, cementing his new position. It should be noted though, The Big Cat had a multitude of good ideas and leads while on staff, but his time here was cut short due to poor work ethic and insubordination; coaching comes first…In all seriousness though, congrats and good luck on the big stage, Big Cat.

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4 Responses to “TSB’s own moving on to the big stage!”

  1. El Rey

    07. Jul, 2010

    Gums will only get the GA spot if we don’t ruin him with stored T Bombs, pics and Facebook shit.

    So, Big Cat, how much is it worth to ya….

  2. 3D

    07. Jul, 2010

    How this didn’t get it’s own label on the bottom line alongside Bron Bron, I will never understand.

  3. goodplaye

    07. Jul, 2010

    This is only speculation right? he can’t actually sign unitl 9:01 on weds night. until then we’re still the best thing to ever happen to big cat.

  4. This is amazing! Why isn’t this on the AP Newswire? CNN Sports … where are ya! C’mon sports journalists … start doing yer job and interview this rising start!

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