The Profit, AKA Off The Heezy, tells brewSKI to Take A Seat:
Posted on 04. Feb, 2010 at 9:40 pm by bbryan in Beer + Stuff, TAS
Here’s a conversation I had tonight with our good friend The Profit, or Off The Heezy if you prefer. For those of you who don’t know him, well here’s an introduction.
OTH: Sports Brewery needs better coverage of shooting sports. Are you even going to have a guy at the IDPA finals?
Me: No, want to guest post on it?
OTH: Compensation?
Me: Being associated with us.
OTH: I could also write a column criticizing other people’s columns. Starting with SKI.
Me: That’s what the comments section is for.
OTH: Will do if they ever discover a cure for laziness. Keep hope alive.
So there you have it, pretty much a perfect introduction to The Profit. Ski you have been put on notice.
brewSKI
04. Feb, 2010
OTH only knows 2 things.
1. Guns and useless gun knowledge
2. Getting raped by me in any game known to man.
Logic & Knowledge
04. Feb, 2010
Off The Heezy destroys Ski in every facet of life
OTH
05. Feb, 2010
Thanks for the introduction. Don’t get me wrong, I love Ski’s writing style. From the run-on sentences to the poor spelling and improper word use, Ski’s columns have it all. I look forward to laughing at his next pathetic installment.
brewSKI
05. Feb, 2010
Welcome to the world of blogging. Where spelling and sentence structure don’t apply. All you need is sports knowledge and the ability to put people on blast. You will like my new series. I call it things i’ve crushed the Heezy at. 1st one is called “I must be on roids to beat you that bad at Griffey”.
3D
05. Feb, 2010
OTH Struggles. It’s a motto lived tried and true for more than two decades now. He loses most bets he makes, gets rolled at poker, is HIGHLY overrated at ping pong, and can’t win a putt putt match if his life depended on it.
These are the facts.
OTH
05. Feb, 2010
Ski- In our last three game Griffey series I lost the third game by one run. Congratulations. How about the incredible billiards beating I put on you last time we played? How about the endless string of humiliations you have suffered on the other side of the tennis table? I can think of many things that I have bested you at, most of them in spectacular fashion. If you really want to prove your muster, let’s put it to a 1 v. 1 best of five series. I’m thinking Griffey, table tennis, billiards, foosball, marksmanship. May the best man win.
D- I have won the last five of five free picks that I have given you. If you want any more betting tips you’re going to have to start paying for my advice. It is true that I got rolled in a poker game once recently, by a guy who was not you. Come to think of it, you were not even there. I will be happy to play you in a cash game at any time. You still hang your hat on that one table tennis game that you won like three years ago. Get over it. You are living in the past. I will admit that you won a close, hard fought game. It has not happened since, nor will it happen again. I will gladly face you in a table tennis cash game at any time. The putt putt reference in your post must be coming from another event at which you were not present. I am not one to make excuses, but I will say that the conditions were poor and I was working with inferior equipment. The deck was clearly stacked against me, yet I still managed to put up a terrific fight and lose a nail-biter to a highly skilled linksman. Also you are a turd.