Brooklyn Decker is hot
Posted on 09. Feb, 2010 at 10:21 am by 3D in Beer + Stuff
Walter Iooss Jr photo
Since Sports Illustrated can’t find anything to put on the cover of its magazine during deadest month in sports, their genius marketing department decides this is the time to unveil the holy grail of acceptable smut: the annual Swimsuit Issue. It is funny that this issue is still marketed in line at grocery stores (a woman-dominated advertising section) despite dozens of pics of naked women (with a little paint). You can usually see parts that should make it x-rated, but it’s there for all to see. God bless the man, or woman, who created body paint!
Now for their choice of Brooklyn: it’s a good one so props for that, but it’s nearly impossible to mess up. Let’s see, do we want to put this super hot skinny girl with big boobs on the cover, or that super hot skinny girl with big boobs on the cover? Brooklyn did validate their choice in my eyes this morning when she was on the Today Show and dropped the “now Andy (Roddick, as in her husband) will be King in the locker room for the next year.” Uhh, ya think? Even in the very competitive industry that is being-a-tennis-player-and-laying-pipe-to-super-hot-women, Roddick should be able to walk around with his head high for the next year.
Happy “reading”
Kinger
09. Feb, 2010
Are her siblings named “Bronx and Yonkers?”
Mick
11. Feb, 2010
Good call. I still remember the first issue with body paint. Like 2001 with Rebecca Romain Stamos…. 4 sho!
eazydoesit
14. Feb, 2010
can anyone say pancake nobs or what, boo to whomever thought this jar-head chinned excuse of a super model ever made it on the cover of the coveted sports illustrated swim suit issue. do your research boys, this female is nothing short of neanderthal. if i wanted to bate to used flat tires i would regularly visit the junkyard out hwy 99. at least heidi klum got some plastic to hold up her ginormous juggies. this chick, as most do, still rely on the use of 30+ computer nerds to cheat the american/world public on their overrated hot or not dot com ratings from helpless box starved turds who think just because the internet got invented they now have some sort of power over this public i thought i could call AMERICA. learn the new level of standards and see passed the grossly typical tall blond large breasted used dirty needle excuse of a female