New York goo goo for Gaga.
Posted on 21. Jun, 2010 at 11:39 pm by Stake in Baseball, New York Mets, New York Yankees
The hideous thing known as Gaga, is still welcome at Yankee Stadium, just not in the clubhouse. Cano claims he’s the only player to have “seen” her, but I find it hard to believe Arod and/or Swisher where not involved in some way, shape, or form. I also wouldn’t doubt if Milky was hanging out in there(Gaga) too. This also officially ends the debate of MLB’s best second baseman. Cano’s only knock was his lack of quotes and no entertaining off-field antics, not so anymore. In all seriousness, I think Cano and others were just covering for Arod, who was the real reason she it was in the clubhouse. Gag Me was also at a Mets game last week, and for a change she was doing the fingering, flipping the bird at Mets fans, who could blame her though. 
On Friday, Lady Gaga showed up at Yankee Stadium wearing a half-unbuttoned Yankees Jersey exposing her black bra, fishnet stockings and a bikini bottom while she chugged Jameson Irish Whiskey. If that wasn’t terrifying enough, she kept grabbing at her tits.
Eventually, she talked her way past stadium security to the exclusive clubhouse where she met A-Rod, Robinson Cano and four others. Gaga tried to tell them how much she loved them but all that came out was a bunch of slurred words like, “allliiice rogez me looooves beeer you.” Later, the Post reported that Hal Steinbrenner had permanently banned Gaga from the clubhouse.
However, Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman denied these reports and said Lady Gaga did nothing wrong. He blamed the employees who let her in. He added that celebrities are allowed to mingle with players on occasion in an area adjacent to the locker room but only after a win. Definitely not after a loss.
Alex Rodriguez and the five other Yankee players who met Gaga that day couldn’t be reached for comment because they were still washing their eyes with bleach.
“She can sing, I’ll tell you that,” Cano said.
Who knows where that has been.
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22. Jun, 2010
Now we know ‘Bad Romance’ was written about A Rod.