From spiritducks.com.

Let me just say that I’m not a guy that’s against the ever-changing uni’s, but I’ve been underwhelmed by the last two additions to the wardrobe.  Thought the ones v LSU were just kind of lazy, and these look something you would pull out of a machine at Chucky Cheeses.

It’s apparent at this point that Tinker and Nike think we as Duck fans are nothing but Pavlovian dogs, and will lap up anything they put out there, just because. Well…judging my the initial reactions on twitter, I think they got that a tad wrong. If meatball were old enough to wear a jersey, this is the kind of thing I would put him in. But, he’s meatball, not an adult or a super-hip high school kid that runs a 4.2 40. This thing is offensive on a number of levels. First off, for all the chatter about these being “retro”, they couldn’t be further from it. Sure, it says “Fighting Ducks”, but come on now. This is literally the same uni they have worn a number of times, with a few hooky additions. Puddles, Donald, The Duck, whatever the F he’s called today, having his mug on the shoulders is just lame. I get that they are trying to reach out to the old guard, but it’s just so bad.

Call me a curmudgeon if you’d like, but deep down you know these are pretty much awful. The Anaheim Mighty Ducks and St Louis Blues uniforms are making fun of these. I hope Chipper pulls a Keenan and goes “Wait, there’s no way we’re rolling out wearing these late-term abortions.”

I was pondering actually buying something green to participate in the “green-out” that won’t happen, but now? Now, no chance. I’m wearing black. As the laying down to rest of Nike and their creativity will be on full display for the nation to see.

PS-The only way I’ll get behind this cheese-ball uni, is if Nike goes all out with it. The helmet better have the ducks grill on it, and the gloves should spell “Puddles.” Otherwise, yuck.

As I’m sure you’ve already seen, it looks like the Nike Pro War Combat Battle Shield Gear unis the Ducks will rock vs LSU have leaked. But whatever, we’re Duck fans, let’s continue to talk fashion! Fab, OK, Let’s go!

This one from everyone’s favorite UO cheerleaders (no, not Joe Giansante) whatisupwithyougirl, was taken at the Las Vegas Nike store.

Clearly the Flywire in the collar and the Vapor Carbon Gloves are key here. If it wasn’t for those elements, I’d probably be on the fence here. Absolute deal breakers in my mind.

Another look:

I can just smell the technological advances coming from these bad boys. Though, I could use more “Tennis Ball Neon” socks. Kind of feel like it makes them look faster, Did wonders for the running game against Auburn.

Though, I don’t really get what all the fuss is about. Don’t they kind of resemble the tops that they would have worn in the championship game if they had been the ‘home’ team?

Not exactly reinventing the wheel here, Nike. Step your game up, Tinker.

Call me a traditionalist, but I could have used more carbon and steel in these allegedly new uniforms. But again, I’m old school like that.

From Minsk to Milan. Eugene to Arlington. Wherever the Ducks go, the Ducks just steal the show.

Now strike a pose and VOGUE!!

When Nike replaces Reebok as the official uniform supplier for the 2012 season, they might shock the world and drop some–er–fashion into the No Fun League.

It’s becoming increasingly obvious that the Pro Combat uniforms are the future, technology-wise, in football uniforms. A bunch of college teams wore them this year and Nike recently unveiled their new designs and technology for the bowl season.

Well, it looks like the collective bargaining agreement isn’t going to be the only thing pissing off the players–and, let’s face it, probably the owners too–when this season concludes.

Here are the samples floating around the internets. Flame away.

For what it’s worth, Nike denies that these are real.

A new champion has been crowned in the world of hideous uniforms. This new champion has beat out some of the all time greats, from the old Tampa Bay creamsicle unis to the orange and red Astro disaster. But now we enter into a new dynasty and one that I an see lasting a long time. I give you the new champion New Orleans Hornets Mardi Gras Jerseys.

I don’t even know where to start with these beauties. How about the awesome color scheme. I know people are gonna say it’s just Mardi Gras colors but here’s why it works for Mardi Gras, because your hammered and staring at huge tits the entire time so of course your not going to give  shit about this color scheme. The only way this uniform is acceptable in a game is if they are giving out free beer all game and the cheerleaders are topless otherwise let’s save this for Bourbon street. Now onto the NOLA across the chest of the jersey. Now I’m not from Nawlins but I have never heard New Orleans called NOLA, if anybody knows this info please spread the word out here to the west coast becuase it’s not reaching us. So now it’s time for everyone to lift their glass and pay respect to the new champ. May there reign on top last forever.

Now some of the old classic ugly unis

Houston Astros:

Tampa Bay:

Pittsburgh Pirates:

And yes even the Ducks: