Tag Archives: Oregon Ducks
So I Decided To Write Something Again, And It’s Loaded With SOPA Violations
Posted on04. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Yeah I’ve been gone for a minute, I’m sure you all missed me. I wish I had some cool story about ‘finding my inner me’ on some backpacking trip through Europe while having copious amounts of unsafe sex and ingesting any and every drug I was handed, but I don’t. Alas, my computer is a [...]
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The Sports Brewery Signing Day Spectacular (With Videos And Capsules)
Posted on01. Feb, 2012 by Braga.
This is our running thread of Oregon’s signees as signing day commences. We get most of our information from Twitter as Oregon doesn’t announce their letters of intent until Chip Kelly has a press conference whenever he damn-well feels like. Pretty run of the mill for Chip. The media love him. The question marks remaining [...]
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Armsteadageddon – Oregon Recruiting Update (With Videos And Capsules)
Posted on29. Jan, 2012 by Braga.
With signing day just a few days away, one of the few question marks remaining for Oregon’s 2012 recruiting class turned into an emphatic exclamation point Sunday afternoon. As I’m sure you’ve already heard, Pleasant Grove High School lineman Arik Armstead committed to play football and basketball in Eugene. Armstead puts a cap on (so to [...]
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A Chip Kelly Dong Shot Amidst The Rose Bowl Locker Room Celebration?
Posted on06. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Wait for it… Wait for it… BOOM! Seriously, how does this stuff slip past these gigantic newspapers? And an even more serious question; how/why did I notice the unintentional dong shot on the first look? Paging Dr. Freud…? Obviously, I have no clue who lays claim to that dong, but I’m pretty sure it’s not [...]
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Oregon’s 2012 Schedule Is Soft (Start The Championship Parade Now)
Posted on04. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Win The Day, tunnel vision, respect all but fear none, blah blah blah. Sure, players should probably fall in line with Saint Chipper and his rhetoric, but I don’t play, so I can look ahead all day long. I mean take a look at this cupcake schedule: Sept. 1 vs. Arkansas State Sept. 8 vs. [...]
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Say Goodbye to 1917
Posted on02. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Gentlemen, today is the day. The day 1917 turns into 2012. The day we take away the “win a Rose Bowl, and then pop-off” argument from the meatballs in Seattle. Today is the day it happens, and today is the day we do pop-off. Hell hath no fury like drunken Ducks ensconced in the velvety [...]
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It’s a God-Emperor Thang – Oregon Recruiting Update (With Videos And Capsules)
Posted on31. Dec, 2011 by Braga.
Oregon might not have the best class it’s ever had when signing day rolls around next year, but the kids who have committed already should certainly raise a few eyebrows and stand head and shoulders above everyone else in the Pac-12 not named USC. Some of them literally. Pharaoh Brown, a six-foot-seven 230-pound tight end/defensive [...]
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Thursday was a good day to be an Oregonian
Posted on30. Dec, 2011 by Stake.
For all non-Beaver Oregonians, it was in fact a good day. In no special order… The Duck squad dropped 90 in a route over some unsuspecting Cougs in the conference opener up in Spokane(not Pullman). The final was 92-75. They basically played a perfect game on offense shooting 60%, with everyone contributing. Get used [...]
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Obligatory Fashion Update From Eugene. Super Duper
Posted on27. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Every 26 hours when the University of Nike rolls out a new set of shiny football uniforms, it’s a huge day for NikeBlog.com and the bros that call them “fierce”, “HAAAARRRRRDDDD” or “Icey.” Unfortunately, it’s also just one day closer to having facemasks that look like duck bills and a purple and orange color scheme. [...]
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The Worst (best?) Oregon Rose Bowl Rap You Will Ever Hear
Posted on12. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
It’s that time of year again, folks. The time of year where every person with a computer and a mic decides to get their ‘B Rabbit’ on and just start flowing about the humdinga in Pasadena, if you’re a clock, Ducks gonna clean ‘ya. De’Anthony, Kenjon and LaMichaelllll…, that’s more than just a hand fulllll… [...]
