Taylor Mays stinks:Clearly he’ll be a Seahawk

Taylor Mays stinks:Clearly he’ll be a Seahawk

Posted on 02. Mar, 2010 at 5:16 pm by in NFL Football, Seattle Seahawks

Really, it’s only fitting. If anything, not reaching forthe  Seattle native and former USC star, will take about 4 years off the life of Uncle Petey.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/03/02/combine.dbs/

Sure, Mays blows up defenseless WRs and QBs but he has the “ball skills” of Rosy O’Donell and hands that would make Jaison Williams look like Jerry Rice.

Dude had a whopping 4 interceptions during his 4 year career in South Central, yuck.

Mays is destined to be the next Roy Williams, book it. But since he runs fast and looks good in a tank top and shorts, look for Mays to be getting burned deep and dropping picks for the next 4 years at Qwest!

Can't even tackle a white dude?

Let the Uncle Petey era begin!

Pete Carroll likes to have fun!


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2 Responses to “Taylor Mays stinks:Clearly he’ll be a Seahawk”

  1. bbryan

    02. Mar, 2010

    Mays will be the next Urlacher.

  2. 3D

    03. Mar, 2010

    The Chiefs will pick him up. Then finish dead last….again…

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