“Patriots State Of Mind” Getting You Ready For Brady’s Coronation
Posted on 05. Feb, 2012 at 1:22 pm by Kinger in NFL Football
BOOM! Your move, Giants fans. MC Squirrel Hat just took a dump right on Eli’s doofy looking stroke face, clowned Osi Umenyoiurauah, reminded us that Coughlin is a point shaver and essentially ended all hope of the flukey Giants even competing with the Hoodie and Jesus Brady. Even with one leg, Gronk the hero will eat you, and do it with or without a Wilfork. If you were looking for one final nudge to pick the Pats, I’m pretty sure that was it. Straight heat.
PS-If you really think Eli is better than Peyton, I implore you never to procreate. And if you think either is better than Brady, eat a bullet.
Fender
06. Feb, 2012
sorry, fresh out of bullets. One has owned Brady head to head. The other hasn’t had the Devil’s spawn and all his many dark powers coaching him his entire career. Or a defense to speak of. And yet he still has a ring and is the most innovative QB since Jim Kelly.
If the ultimate point for Brady lovers is that he wins, whereas Peyton does not (relatively speaking), then they need to shut the hell up and swallow hard when they consider that Peyton’s idiot kid brother has made his career out of trout-slapping Brady in the 4th quarter.
Ironic, isn’t it, that Eli will coast into the HOF (looking confused the entire time) based solely off of his innate ability to foil the bane of Peyton’s very existence….
Now, if Brady lovers want to focus on his ability to impregnate attractive women, well, no argument there.