The Jeremessiah to end up at La Tech?
Posted on 30. Jun, 2010 at 6:30 am by Kinger in NCAA Football, Oregon Ducks Football
Louisiana Tech may have their quarterback of the future, but man, does he have a past.
According to KNOE-TV in Monroe, former Oregon Ducks QB, Jeremiah Masoli visited the campus this past weekend and is also looking at Mississippi State.Massoli, who was a duck in hot water academically and criminally, recently was booted off the Oregon squad and is looking for a place to hang his helmet for one final year after sitting out a year due to transfer rules.Even if Masoli can qualify academically, he has a couple of hurdles to clear in the justice system. He was suspended in March for the upcoming season for his role in the theft of a laptop and guitar from an Oregon fraternity house and earlier this month he was busted for pot possession, rolling through a stop sign and driving with a suspended license.
Hot damn, is this awesome or what?
I know that they say the Lord works in mysterious ways, but who saw this from the Jeremessiah? Not only has he touched the lives of those in the Bay Area, Honolulu and Oregon, but now maybe those in Rustin or Starkville!
Now, I would advise him to not go to La Tech, the competition is too tough in the WAC. I mean, if he’s not getting knocked unconscious by the cheap shot artists that reside in Boise, he is stepping out of the end zone for safeties against Utah State, or getting stymied by that gimmicky group from Boise on that hideous blue turf.
But the SEC? Absolutely. It is a perfect fit.I mean this is the league where dudes names McElroy and Flynn tear through the league at QB. Heck, even the robotic-gimmicky-arthritic, Tim Tebow ruled that conference for 3 years. He even won a Heisman trophy on a 4 loss team there, though I’m guessing Dennis Dixon’s ACL played a part in that fraudulent victory by Two-Yard Timmy.
Masoli, head south my friend. And let the legend of the Jeremessiah grow exponentially.
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Tom
30. Jun, 2010
Yeah, Tebow and his 50+ TD season really sucked ass. If a duck did that, first it would probably take him 7+ seasons, you would also declare him king of the world and especially of your mothers bedroom, even if he did it in 7 seasons.
Kinda like how you probably think the ducks have the best D ever cause they get a lot of sacks.
Tongue
30. Jun, 2010
I’m definitely in the cheek during the writing of this article.
Booze
01. Jul, 2010
I am definitely in Tom’s system during his post.
El Rey
01. Jul, 2010
Tim Tebows Heisman year fucking sucked.
Sorry , but I deduct points for QBs who have coaches that call 3-4 straights QB sneaks up the middle every time they get inside the 10.
Jake Locker is better than Tebow.
bbryan
01. Jul, 2010
No surprise Tom has Tebow nuts hanging from his chin.