The Only Awards That Matter: The Sports Brewery 2010 Pac-10 Football Awards
Posted on 13. Dec, 2010 at 4:40 pm by Braga in California Golden Bears, Football, NCAA Football, Oregon Ducks Football, Oregon St. Beavers, PAC-10 Football, USC Trojans Football, Washington Huskies Football
Having given coaches and players enough time to sufficiently bribe voters–and after several calls for recounts based mostly on the beverage of choice (Wait, that didn’t count! I drank too many Four Lokos when I voted!) chosen to be under the influence of when voting–your annual TSB Pac-10 football awards are here.
There were some runaways and some very close counts, but after several taxing weeks of TSB statisticians and videographers going through footage and seemingly endless stat sheets, we have your, er, winners.
The Sports Brewery Player of the Year: LaMichael James
- Others receiving votes: Andrew Luck and Stephen Paea
Offensive Player of the Year: LaMichael James
- Others receiving votes: Andrew Luck
Defensive Player of the Year: Tie: Casey Mathews, Mason Foster and Stephen Paea
Washington's lone bright spot in 2010, Mason Foster.
Special Teams Player of the Year: Cliff Harris (unanimous)
Coach Of the Year: Chip Kelly (unanimous)
Best QB: Andrew Luck (unanimous)
Criner owned Cliff Harris two years in a row.
- Others receiving votes: Jeff Maehl and Robert Woods
Best Lineman (offense and defense): Stephen Paea
- Others receiving votes: Chase Beeler, Jordan Holmes, Ricky Elmore and Jurel Casey
Best LB: Casey Mathews
- Others receiving votes: Mason Foster, Akeem Ayers and Vontaze Burfict
Best DB: Omar Bolden
- Others receiving votes: Talmage Jackson III, Tony Dye and Rahim Moore
Best Cheap Shot: The punch that started the USC vs. UCLA fan brawl
- Others receiving votes: Chip Kelly at halftime vs. Stanford and the WSU player who tackled JacQuizz Rodgers 15 yards out of bounds.
Play of the Year: LaMichael James’s 72-yard touchdown run vs. Tennessee.
- Others receiving votes: Oregon’s fake extra point hand-off to kicker Rob Beard, Chris Owussu fumble vs. Oregon, Jeff Maehl’s touchdown catch vs. USC and Oregon’s entire final drive vs. Cal.
Best Horseface: Andrew Luck
The famous Mr. Ed.
- Others receiving votes: Ryan Katz, Jake Locker and LaMichael James
Most Overrated Player: Jake Locker
ESPN loves Locker, which makes one of us.
- Others receiving votes: Stephen Paea
Most Overrated Team: Arizona
- Others receiving votes: OSU and Washington
Most Overrated Coach: Steve Sarkisian
- Others receiving votes: Dennis Erickson, Lane Kiffin, Mike Riley and Jeff Tedford
Best Hair: Casey Mathews
"It's gloriooooooous."
- Others receiving votes: Cliff Harris and Nate Costa
Game of the Year: Oregon vs. Stanford
- Others receiving votes: USC vs Stanford and Oregon vs. USC
Worst Unis: Tie: Cal yellows and Oregon vs. Portland State
Mustard, anyone?
Eesh.
- Others receiving votes: OSU and Washington black outs
TSB John Canzano Douche of the Year: Mike Stoops
"Do you want to have coffee later! Great, I look forward to seeing you!"
- Others receiving votes: Cal player who faked injury
TSB Jon Wilner WTF Were You Thinking Award: Jake Locker staying for his senior year. (Did the Heisman campaign start yet?)
- Others receiving votes: Mike Riley 2 pt try at Washington, Cliff Harris jump-catch on a punt return vs Stanford, USC hiring Lane Kiffin, Tosh Lupoi, Cal’s defensive coach, for telling players to fake injuries and Mike Riley’s FG from the 5-yard line down 13 points in the 4th vs. Oregon.
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El Rey
14. Dec, 2010
I definitely LOL’d, Rolfmao’d and dropped a Lolcat at the ‘stalker resistant’ pic.