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Best Fan: Round 3, Huskies

Posted on 06. Mar, 2010 at 3:44 pm by Stake in Beer + Stuff, PAC-10 Basketball, PAC-10 Football

After a couple days off, the ‘Best Fan’ continues. Unfortunately, today we’re going to look at some Husky honks. To recap the Oregon schools, Bruno the Bagman and Eric Robbins are representing the Ducks and the Beavs.

Husky Hero’s-

These flamboyant fellas are your everyday Husky Homers. If they aren’t bumping man tits after losses, they can be found bumping ugly’s at random dives located in Seattle’s Capitol Hill district. I’m sure Mr. Moon and Sonny Sixkiller are real proud of the fans who now follow their alma mater. That usually comes with a losing program. The Huard clan however, is embracing(in more ways than one) these types of fans.

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Dubs-

Dubs is the kind of fan that every school wants to have on their side. Unfortunately for Dubs, his school stinks worse than dookie he leaves on the steps of Hec Ed. Dubs not only works hard, but plays hard too. When he isn’t studying up on how to fetch and roll over, he’s playing hide the red rocket with the doverman and labrador all over the U district. Keep up the good work Dubs.

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HuskyJive-

Last and probably least, I present the Sports Brewery’s best bud, HuskyJive. Jive is most known for his lack of knowledge, and is considered one of Seattle’s biggest douche bags. He moved to Seattle in hopes of mongering fish. Instead of fish mongering, Jive has found himself mongering the brown biscuits that Dub’s leaves all over campus. Can he add ‘Best Fan’ to his previously won ‘D-Bag’ award?

Tags: Dubs, Washington Huskies