Best Fan: Round 2, Beavers

Posted on 03. Mar, 2010 at 1:53 am by Stake in Beer + Stuff, PAC-10 Basketball, PAC-10 Football

Alright kiddies, time for a little Beaver believer fan action.

Grrrrrr. Be careful if you ever have to sit next to this maniac of a fan. When brothers Rodgers aren’t scit scating around, you can find Megan choking the hell out of the dude’s nutbag who she is sitting next to. Instead of grabbing the guy’s thigh next to her when the Beavs suck it up , she feels the need to pass on her anguish by squeezing the poor guy’s sack. I guess you can’t knock her passion. You go get em Megan!

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Marco, Ricki, & Chadwick-

Attention fans of little ones. Be weary if you see this trio of struggle anywhere in the vicinity of Autzen. They are long time contributors to the Dirty’s SGM(scissor gang mafia). There are also reports that they auditioned for “Tool Academy“. Bravo gentlemen.

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Eric Robbins-

Yes, that’s his real name. Unfortunately, I don’t really know who or what that is. It could be the offspring that resulted from the Sheep Center thief and his unfortunate victim. Whatever the species may be, Eric is high a top Beaver Nation hierarchy. Word on the streets is that he try’s to attend every sporting event. You can’t teach that kind of passion. If I was Benny, I would watch my pelt because Eric might be a better mascot, even without a suit.

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-Duck Fans

History of the “Beaver” nickname:

Rich guy is dying and is worried his only son will get taken advantage of by a gold-digger so he tells his son that women have teeth “down there” and to stay away from them.

Fast forward 10 years and junior is getting frisky with his first GF. Things are progressing and she pushes him to have sex. Junior says “Oh no, you’ve got teeth down there and I don’t want to get hurt.” GF laughs and says “Why don’t you go have a look?”

So junior dives under the sheets and has a look. When he comes back up for air he has a confused look on his face and says: “Well, you’re right. No teeth but your gums are in horrible shape!”

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