Beat up the beat!

Posted on 01. Aug, 2010 at 3:00 am by Meerkat in Football, TV & Movies

Awwwwwww yeah! The Jersey Shore is back (in Miami). Season 2 kicked off Thursday night and I was one of the 5.3 million total viewers. Yeah, we all have our weaknesses. Come on though, this show is comedy gold! In season one I learned all about GTL (gym-tan-laundry), which is classic. GTL, I’m sure, was a t-shirt explosion on the Northeast beaches all this summer. Then you got creepin, when dudes almost stalkingly prey for a gullible (or drunk) female to take home and conduct business with. Hilarious.

Already, after episode 1 of season 2 we got Ron-Ron Juice … a drink that mixes watermelon, cherries, cranberry juice, vodka and ice. A tasty beverage sprung from the guido mind of Ronnie Ortiz-Magro. Apparently, it’s already on the drink menu at Ocean’s Ten in Miami. Hmmmm, maybe Ron-Ron Juice will be the new ladies tailgate choice come late August when the pigskins are kicked off. Stock up on the vodka and fruit gents … or should I say, guidos.

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Looks like Jimmy Johnson teams aren’t loved by too many sports fans. Shocker since he was coach of the Hurricanes and Cowboys, right?

SI unleashes the 25 most hated teams in sports history.

1. 1986 Miami Hurricanes (aka “the U”)

2. 1988-1989 Detroit Pistons (aka “the bad boys”)

3. 1992 Dallas Cowboys (aka “america’s team”)

4. 1974-1975 Philadelphia Flyers (aka “broadstreet bullies”)

5. 1978 New York Yankees

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While Ohio State QB Terrelle Pryor will be getting all the love on the field in the Midwest, some former Buckeye might be turning heads in classrooms on campus.

Maurice Clarett has returned to Ohio State!

How about that. The dude that once challenged the NFL’s draft entry rules, was kicked out of school, and was a bust as a Bronco RB … turned over a leaf by going back to get a degree. I applaud the kid.

On the other hand, that 2006 Clarett arrest story is still hilarious because of the contents in his vehicle.

Found in Clarett’s SUV after police flattened his tires with spikes: Fully loaded AK-47 on passenger seat, loaded semi-automatic handgun under legs on driver seat (so was he sittin on it?), another semi-automatic handgun holstered in a back pack, another semi-automatic handgun somewhere in the vehicle, a half-empty bottle of Grey Goose vodka, and the zinger … a compact disc of children’s songs recorded by prison inmates. Wow. Now if some dude named “Yuri” was driving that SUV instead of Maurice, it would be easy to assume the fella was a Russian gangster type.

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Are your ready for some football? Like Lingerie football? The Seattle Mist kick off their season Friday 8/27. The scantily clad ladies are back from last season and their stellar 3-1 record.

Here is their full 4-game schedule:

8/27 — Los Angeles Temptation

10/8 — Chicago Bliss

10/22 — @ San Diego Seduction

1/21 — @ Dallas Desire

Go get your tickets!

Still scratching your head? … then check out Mist training camp pics [via YumeUniverse.com]:

hut, hut, hut!