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ONLY READ THIS IF YOU ARE @KAITLINDUNN!!!!

Posted on20. Mar, 2012 by .

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See, Kaitlin, not everyone hates you and the sinners of your ilk. Just move to Canada already and stop complaining. Once you’re in Ottawa you can watch all the women’s hoops and hockey you want, free of persecution. You can even join the heteros in awkward in-game wedding proposals! It’s a win-win, really. This great [...]

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Through Nefarious Facebook Stalking, Has The Jeremy Lin “Spitter” Been Found?

Posted on14. Mar, 2012 by .

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Yesterday, we posted the video of some typical punk-ass teen ‘swapping spit’ with Jeremy Lin and the New York Knicks. Whatever, it’s amateur hour stuff. Gross, yes, but at his age weren’t we all? Eventually that twerp will grow out of spitting in his hand and smelling his bros farts. Eventually. But our crack investigative [...]

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NIT meet Oregon. Oregon meet NIT

Posted on08. Mar, 2012 by .

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It’s not The NIT IS a step up from the whatever post-season exhibition the Ducks played in and won last year, but it is still the NIT. Same shit, different stink–a nice log vs. soft serve. When your top 3 scorers go 13 for 43 you wont win a game. A decent team beats them [...]

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT: It’s The End Of An Era, I’m Retiring From Draw Something

Posted on06. Mar, 2012 by .

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First of all, I’d just like to thank my lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Because without him, I would be lost. All the glory to God, I am just but one piece in the glorious puzzle. Secondly [turns to wife and kid] I’d like to thank my dog, Morgan, for all the support throughout the [...]

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I’m Sick And Tired Of These Mother F*cking Eels, On My Mother Fu#king Street

Posted on06. Mar, 2012 by .

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NEW ZEALAND – For many across New Zealand, last week’s so-called weather bomb was a bit of a damp squib. But for others, it brought rain, flooding and… eels? In a video uploaded to YouTube on Friday, eels can be seen swimming through the streets of Masterton. “F***ing raining in Masterton, a storm, our street’s [...]

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The Most NSFW-ish Beethoven Will Ever Be

Posted on05. Mar, 2012 by .

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I can’t wait to see the ‘Bach c@ck’ response video…

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How bout dem Blazers!

Posted on02. Mar, 2012 by .

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Sporcle…. Getting ready for March Madness

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Morning Hangover: Kansas Answers “We Are Mizzou” With A Rap Of Their Own

Morning Hangover: Kansas Answers “We Are Mizzou” With A Rap Of Their Own

Posted on23. Feb, 2012 by .

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Listen, I have a Mizzou-bias, but that has no bearing on my stance here. I am as impartial as a Russian judge. Here is B-Slim From the wasteland that is Lawrence, Kansas: I’m not even going waste my team with much commentary on this piece of Turner (In the Midwest, ‘shit’ as an adjective has [...]

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President Obama Sings ‘Sweet Home Chicago’ With B.B. King During A PBS Taping Like A Boss

Posted on22. Feb, 2012 by .

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Hell yeah, boi! This is why I helped put you in the mother fucking White House. Well, aside from the fact that Palin and her tin foil wrapped hockey helmet scared the crap out of me, that is. I mean it’s cool that the Dow is up to 13,000 for the first time since that [...]

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