Archive for 'World Cup'

2nd Place is the Last Place You Want To Be Remembered Friends

Posted on20. Jul, 2011 by .

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I would like to point out that I recently posted an entry about how I felt the USA women tanked hard and should’ve been ripped for an epic chokejob – but nobody seemed willing to do it. Then Kinger felt the need to tear me apart for saying that second place doesn’t get remembered. So [...]

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Close only counts in horsehoes and hand grenades USA Women’s National Soccer Team

Posted on19. Jul, 2011 by .

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Honestly, I wasn’t going to write anything more about the USA women’s team – I felt like it had been covered, we got the gist, we all felt bad. But I started to think about the game, which I watched every second of, and I started to wonder why everyone on the planet is letting [...]

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Greatest Comment On Women’s Soccer

Posted on10. Jul, 2011 by .

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While some guys are busy writing this vomit on our FB / Twitter pages “Dear sweet baby Jesus, please let the US win this. We need more Hope Solos” & ” Suck it, Brazil. Take your single named players and go home” and another TSBer rootin’ hard “Ball don’t lie #USA Players make plays #Wambach” [...]

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I have found a reason to watch the U.S. women’s World Cup…I give you Alex Morgan

Posted on29. Jun, 2011 by .

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Yesterday I found myself watching about 5 minutes of the US women’s World Cup game against North Korea. I don’t know how I ended up watching it or why I stuck around to watch 5 minutes of it, but now I’m glad I did. That 5 minutes of soccer I watched could cost me hours [...]

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Posted on11. Jul, 2010 by .

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When I can’t drum up a creative title to sum up a post, it’s just my style to toss up something completely random into bold.  Just chase it with your morning OJ, it will be okay. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Some dude named Sylvain Chavanel took the lead in the Tour De France yesterday.  I’m sure you’re excited.  [...]

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If you’re not rooting for the Dutch, you like boys

Posted on06. Jul, 2010 by .

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I’m not sure how many followers Mrs Eden and her friends have, but I’m pretty sure that would be a record or something. Blonde Cora couldn’t even reach 76 in her quest for the championship mustache. PS- Yes, we are now officially following Bobbi Eden on Twitter.

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If this shit doesn’t grow hair on your balls, I can’t help you (World Cup edition)

If this shit doesn’t grow hair on your balls, I can’t help you (World Cup edition)

Posted on24. Jun, 2010 by .

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It doesn’t matter if you voted for Barry or Palin (I mean McCain) if you’re black or white, rich or poor, short or tall, agreed with Pritchard getting fired or not, yesterday we were all Americans. Cut from the same cloth, and brothers in arms. Now Bry, tell me this didn’t just wreck your dick?

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Americans beat Algeria and advance to round of 16

Posted on23. Jun, 2010 by .

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Covered in blood, seething from missed opportunities and the victim of another blown off sides call, no one was more relieved when Landon Donovan scored in the 91st minute to advance the Yanks, than Clint Dempsey. Had Saint Landon not etched his way into American lore until the end of days, I fear ESPN may [...]

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Soccer breakdown in 3…2..1… USA vs Algeria

Posted on23. Jun, 2010 by .

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Let me first just state the obvious–this is a must win game. The Americans control their own destiny to move on from group play, and there is no reason they shouldn’t win this game. The Americans are better than Algeria, period, but that’s not to say the Algerians are not a quality team. If the [...]

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Slovenia vs USA [bbryan's nightmare come true]

Slovenia vs USA [bbryan's nightmare come true]

Posted on17. Jun, 2010 by .

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alexi lalas says goal should have counted … Let the controversies begin … obviously team usa is pissed with the game ref … the disallowed goal that should have made it 3-2 … it will be dissected until game 3 … usa is now on the ropes … but not down and out [svn 2 : [...]

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