Archive for 'Soccer'
Women’s soccer lives on for 5 more minutes…Alex Morgan scores no look goal
Posted on26. Jul, 2011 by SKI.
Man Alex Morgan is really trying to keep women’s soccer relevant. If she’s not out flaunting her hotness she’s banging home no look goals like it’s no thing. The only problem is that while she’s working towards promoting women’s soccer the rest of the league seems to be working against her. I mean pink jerseys [...]
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Here’s another reminder as to why we hate soccer
Posted on25. Jul, 2011 by SKI.
Who does this Euro think he is? He comes across the pond to play on our turf and he pulls this showboating shit. Hey guy this is America we fucking invented showboating, so take that weak ass Euro shit and jog on. This has to be the worst effort of showboating ever right? I mean [...]
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2nd Place is the Last Place You Want To Be Remembered Friends
Posted on20. Jul, 2011 by THE STER.
I would like to point out that I recently posted an entry about how I felt the USA women tanked hard and should’ve been ripped for an epic chokejob – but nobody seemed willing to do it. Then Kinger felt the need to tear me apart for saying that second place doesn’t get remembered. So [...]
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Close only counts in horsehoes and hand grenades USA Women’s National Soccer Team
Posted on19. Jul, 2011 by THE STER.
Honestly, I wasn’t going to write anything more about the USA women’s team – I felt like it had been covered, we got the gist, we all felt bad. But I started to think about the game, which I watched every second of, and I started to wonder why everyone on the planet is letting [...]
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Greatest Comment On Women’s Soccer
Posted on10. Jul, 2011 by 3D.
While some guys are busy writing this vomit on our FB / Twitter pages “Dear sweet baby Jesus, please let the US win this. We need more Hope Solos” & ” Suck it, Brazil. Take your single named players and go home” and another TSBer rootin’ hard “Ball don’t lie #USA Players make plays #Wambach” [...]
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NBA hypotheticals & draft thoughts, MLB randomness, etc
Posted on09. Jul, 2011 by Meerkat.
That’s right … I’m back. There was a small army of cold beers in the fridge lookin to battle with me, well, half the F’rs aren’t standing no more. And I’m not done strangling the rest of their Glass Joe necks just yet. Let’s kick off this late night BAL special with some love towards [...]
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I have found a reason to watch the U.S. women’s World Cup…I give you Alex Morgan
Posted on29. Jun, 2011 by SKI.
Yesterday I found myself watching about 5 minutes of the US women’s World Cup game against North Korea. I don’t know how I ended up watching it or why I stuck around to watch 5 minutes of it, but now I’m glad I did. That 5 minutes of soccer I watched could cost me hours [...]
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Morning Hangover: Guy Gets Red Card For Wanker Bling
Posted on24. Jun, 2011 by Stake.
When it cums to Prince Alberts, wear them at your own risk if your in the VicSoccer league. In a supremely bizarre scene in Australia, an amateur footballer was shown a red card for a series of events that resulted from him playing with a genitalia piercing. And making it all the more surreal, the [...]
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I hate to admit it but this soccer goal was legit
Posted on14. Jun, 2011 by SKI.
Fucking soccer trying to act like a real sport and be entertaining for 2 minuets.
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Timbers @ Sounders, round 1
Posted on13. May, 2011 by Meerkat.
Calling all Oregonians! Need a reason to get fired up this weekend? Well, feel free to grab a 6-pack (or case) of your favorite non-Washington beer and turn on the first of many hatred-filled, intensified, rivalry-dripped Northwest throw-down games this Saturday … aka Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders @ 8pm. Yup, MLS action. I felt [...]
