Archive for 'Morning Hangover'
The Oregon Golf Team Goes Haaaaaard. Chip Kelly Admits They Would Have Helped Beat USC
Posted on04. May, 2012 by Kinger.
Seriously, this is worth all 15 minutes. Okay, maybe you can skip the last three minutes of straight Skrillex, but it’s still gold. They golfed it all, and all that jazz. What a bunch of studs. I mean seriously, golfers are usually so dainty and meek. But not here, not at the University of Oregon. [...]
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Register Guard Comment Section: Josh Huff Pleads Not Guilty To DUII, White People Talk Sizzurp
Posted on26. Mar, 2012 by Kinger.
Editors note: I have no idea if these people are in fact white, but I’m racist, so I will assume they are. Seriously, picture a group of crackers sitting in a circle talking about Sizzurp and ‘Robo Tripping.’ It’s funny, admit it. Everyone’s favorite UofO beat writer Rob Moseley reports that Josh Huff pleads not [...]
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Morning Hangover: Kansas Answers “We Are Mizzou” With A Rap Of Their Own
Posted on23. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Listen, I have a Mizzou-bias, but that has no bearing on my stance here. I am as impartial as a Russian judge. Here is B-Slim From the wasteland that is Lawrence, Kansas: I’m not even going waste my team with much commentary on this piece of Turner (In the Midwest, ‘shit’ as an adjective has [...]
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Morning Hangover: Portland man assaults 3 people at Toys R Us with a light sabre
Posted on20. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
OregonLive- Police arrested a man who allegedly assaulted three people with a blue light saber at a Hayden Island Toys R Us Wednesday night. A 9-1-1 caller reported the incident about 9:50 p.m. and said the man was inside the store, 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, swinging the “Star Wars” weapon of choice at customers, said Sgt. Pete [...]
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Morning Hangover: 2 little kids have a taekwondo match and embarrass themselves and America
Posted on13. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
This is a prefect example as to why kids in America are such pussies now. Look at these fucking parents cheer and laugh as little Timmy misses his 50th straight kick. Well guess what parents. As your little kid is having fun and laughing in his karate class little Dae Han in Korea is already [...]
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Morning Hangover: How Kinger reacted to Oregon losing to USC video
Posted on06. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
Most of you figured out that this isn’t Kinger, but I like to think that this is close to how he actually reacted. I saw this video but added a lot more f bombs, a more slurred speech, some sort of beer bottled being hurled  and a lot more slobbering while crying. Oh and probably [...]
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Morning Hangover: Old CFL players brawling like old guys do
Posted on29. Nov, 2011 by SKI.
Man what a fucking hammer Joe Kapp laid on Angelo Mosca. I’m not sure what was said or what Kapp was trying to give him, but it was a big mistake by Mosca to come out swinging his cane. I was sure when Kapp was standing over Mosca that he was standing over a dead [...]
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Morning Hangover: Great Moment In Apple Cup History, Gameday Crew Scoffing at ’08 Apple Cup
Posted on23. Nov, 2011 by 3D.
0-12, 0-12, 0-12! Thank you for making that FG, no-name kicker. Coulda used you Saturday in green, yellow, silver, white, and black. Here’s Chris and the Gameday crew having a few good laughs at the expense of Washingtonian sports fans:
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Morning Hangover: Civil War Sporcle quiz showdown
Posted on22. Nov, 2011 by SKI.
Civil War week Sporcle edition Bowl Game Opponents: Oregon Quiz 22/24 Can’t believe I missed the 1920 Rose Bowl and 1990 Freedom Bowl Oregon State Quiz 12/16 It’s never good when 3 of you 16 bowls are against Hawaii NFL Players: Oregon Quiz 36/39 How the hell do they not have my all-time fav duck [...]
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Morning Hangover: New HBO series “Luck” is going to be amazing
Posted on15. Nov, 2011 by SKI.
I think I might have just pre’d in my pants a little watching that video. You don’t have to like horse racing to know that this series is going to be straight fire. First off it was written by David Milch who wrote another epic HBO series “Deadwood”, add in that Michael Mann is directing [...]
