Archive for 'JFP'
So I Decided To Write Something Again, And It’s Loaded With SOPA Violations
Posted on04. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Yeah I’ve been gone for a minute, I’m sure you all missed me. I wish I had some cool story about ‘finding my inner me’ on some backpacking trip through Europe while having copious amounts of unsafe sex and ingesting any and every drug I was handed, but I don’t. Alas, my computer is a [...]
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A Chip Kelly Dong Shot Amidst The Rose Bowl Locker Room Celebration?
Posted on06. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Wait for it… Wait for it… BOOM! Seriously, how does this stuff slip past these gigantic newspapers? And an even more serious question; how/why did I notice the unintentional dong shot on the first look? Paging Dr. Freud…? Obviously, I have no clue who lays claim to that dong, but I’m pretty sure it’s not [...]
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So, Kenjon Barner Had Nice Seats For The Blazers-Lakers Game
Posted on05. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Awww, these are the perks when you things like this and win the Rose Bowl. I’m a little disappointed Kenjon isn’t rocking some Beats By Dre and playing on a i Pad as well, because the snarky tweets from Softy and Aaron Fentress would have been tremendous. PS-Blazers looking gooooood this year.
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Meet Masanobu, The Japanese Masturbation Champ
Posted on21. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
First of all, where do they hold these championships? What’s the format? BCS style, or a full blown playoff? If this is some BCS format, Masanobu has a path to the title ‘game’ for probably the next ten years, even if he slips up along the way and only manages to go for 8 [...]
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Justin Tigner Releases His 2012 Rose Bowl Poster (You’re Going To Want One)
Posted on05. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
If you aren’t already familiar with the work of Justin Tigner, you should be. And if you aren’t, get acquainted here. The 2012 Rose Bowl poster by my Tigner was just released, and yes, it’s fucking sweet.  So go buy one, or two. Better yet, by one for you, one for your cousin in Seattle [...]
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Maybe The First Bad PR Move In Jeter’s Career
Posted on24. Nov, 2010 by 3D.
The ongoing contract saga between Derek Jeter and the Yankees has an easy explanation when you take it at face value: it’s a negotiating ploy. Hank Steinbrenner says the Yankees don’t owe anybody anything monetarily (frankly, I agree) and El Capitan doesn’t like looking to his right and seeing a guy everyone in the world [...]
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Do you believe in parties? … YES!
Posted on26. Feb, 2010 by Meerkat.
I don’t care much at all about women’s ice hockey. But, if I knew when the USA women were playing the Canadians for the gold yesterday, I might have tuned in for the final 20 minutes of action. But I didn’t know, and eventually saw the Canadian women singing “Oh, Canada” during their gold medal [...]
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Thank You Al Davis
Posted on18. Feb, 2010 by The Big Cat.
Thank you Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders, sincerely every kicker in the NFL.. The most inept sports franchise defended its title yet again this week, awarding kicker Sabastian Janikowski an astronomical record setting contract extension. It appears that the loveable senile grandfather we never had, Davis seems to be taking the idea of the [...]
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JFP
Posted on25. Jan, 2010 by bbryan.
Here at TheSportsBrewery we like to recognize extraordinary efforts by an individual with a JFP.  Peyton Manning was truly remarkable yesterday shredding the Jets defense for 377 yards, 3 TDs and no picks. After falling behind 17-6 it looked as if the whole world would get to laugh at the Colts yet again. It [...]
