Archive for 'Seattle Mariners'
Ichiro, how does leadership sound?
Posted on25. Jul, 2010 by Meerkat.
First, I am not gonna sit here and sound all holy because I watched a zillion Mariners games … that is not true. Secondly, I am no baseball expert. Okay, so if you are still reading, good for you. You must be just another dude wondering why the Mariners suck in 2010. Sorry, but you [...]
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More entertaining: Mariners or WNBA?
Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Stake.
If you said WNBA your right. I’ll admit, I was an optimist heading in to the the Mariners season, but its just too much for me to take now. I would be surprised if they don’t set a record for least runs and/or hits by a team in a single season. When I’ve got a [...]
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Talks stall, Lee not going to the Yankees?
Posted on09. Jul, 2010 by El Rey.
By Buster Olney ESPN The Magazine The trade talks between the Mariners and Yankees about left-hander Cliff Lee appeared to be at the 1-yard line Friday morning, but by the middle of the afternoon those negotiations had stalled, a source said. It’s unclear whether the Yankees and Mariners will re-start their talks, or whether one [...]
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Jesus Montero at the Center of Yanks’ Push for Cliff Lee
Posted on09. Jul, 2010 by 3D.
The deal could be pulled off as this post is being typed, but for the Mariner’s sake, I hope not. Right now, the Mariners and Yankees are close to a deal that would send Cliff Lee to the Yanks for … another Jesus! Except this Jesus isn’t from Montlake, and isn’t (hopefully) the proclaimed savior of a down in the dumps [...]
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Cliff Lee to the Yankees?
Posted on09. Jul, 2010 by El Rey.
SEATTLE — The Yankees stand on the verge of acquiring former Cy Young award winner Cliff Lee from the Mariners, according to a report in today’s New York Post, though it will cost top prospect Jesus Montero. If completed, the blockbuster trade has the potential to reshape an already-tight race in the American League East [...]
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Too Early to count out the Mariners?
Posted on02. Jul, 2010 by El Rey.
Earlier this week the Marniers pulled off the blockbuster deal to bring in Russell Branyan’s bad back and negligible power numbers back to Safeco, and now this? Associated Press TACOMA, Wash. — Erik Bedard was uncharacteristically smiling. He even stayed late to sign autographs. He was happy that his long road back to the major [...]
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Mariners Stink…Again
Posted on12. Jun, 2010 by 3D.
There’s not really a whole lot to report on this topic – or at least nothing new. Friday night Seattle and the Aardsma gas can imploded in the 9th and caved in to the Padres, a team playing like the Mariners expected to play like at the beginning of this season. Let’s do a quick [...]
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Lonely women+cats=A night at Safeco!
Posted on04. Jun, 2010 by El Rey.
Lolcats baby, lolcats. In case you were somehow unaware of what a ‘lolcat’ is, where the fuck have you been? But I’ll break it down for you. A lolcat is a hilarious picture of your favorite feline doing hilarious things, with hilariously misspelled words. Like this. Here is where the Mariners come into this, it [...]
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Ken Griffey Jr retires
Posted on02. Jun, 2010 by Meerkat.
Ken Griffey Jr announced his retirement Wednesday afternoon. Ken Griffey Jr via released statement: “I’ve come to a decision today to retire from Major League Baseball as an active player” … “This has been on my mind recently, but it’s not an easy decision to come by. I am extremely thankful for the opportunity to [...]
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Mariner fan loses bet, produces an awesome rap
Posted on27. May, 2010 by El Rey.
Why is a Mariner fan making any sort of a bet at this point? Shit, unless it’s a home series against the Royals when Greinke won’t be throwing, it’s an auto-loss for the M’s. Though, I guess Mariner fan and Husky Honk are essentially the same person, and they still think they are relevant, so [...]






