Archive for 'MLB Baseball'
Oswalt to the Phillies…Meerkat is jizzing himself as we speak
Posted on29. Jul, 2010 by SKI.
PHILADELPHIA (AP)—Three-time All-Star Roy Oswalt gave his OK to a trade from Houston to Philadelphia on Thursday, becoming the latest ace to join the hard-charging Phillies. The Astros dealt Oswalt and cash to the two-time NL champions for pitcher J.A. Happ and two speedy prospects, outfielder Anthony Gose and shortstop Jonathan Villar. Oswalt is 143-82 with a [...]
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How Long Will the Baby Treatment for Stephen Strasburg Continue?
Posted on28. Jul, 2010 by 3D.
Much of the recent talk surrounding Stephen Strasburg has been about the 160 inning limit the Nationals have put on him for the season. Supposedly they’re going to shut him down after he throws another 51 innings regardless if that happens at the end of September or sometime in August. Let us count the ways [...]
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Andy Pettitte loves Dove soap
Posted on28. Jul, 2010 by Meerkat.
Who is Andy Pettitte’s agent? And how does he score the ultimate advertising gig?!?! Dove Men Care bitches!! Is there any doubt that Andy Pettitte has now reached the Quan?? Hell, if you know somebody that isn’t comfortable in their own skin … don’t fret … send a message to said person via Mr. Pettitte’s [...]
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Sneaky MVP Candidate?
Posted on26. Jul, 2010 by Goodplaye.
I was shocked when I was browsing the league leaders in the major offensive categories and Mark Teixeira’s name popped up all over the place. He’s been having one of the worst years in recent memory, at least that’s what everyone has been saying. I know right now that he’s not a legit MVP candidate [...]
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Ichiro, how does leadership sound?
Posted on25. Jul, 2010 by Meerkat.
First, I am not gonna sit here and sound all holy because I watched a zillion Mariners games … that is not true. Secondly, I am no baseball expert. Okay, so if you are still reading, good for you. You must be just another dude wondering why the Mariners suck in 2010. Sorry, but you [...]
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Time to step up …
Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Meerkat.
As I write up this glorious post … the Fightins are a half-game up on those ass-fuck Mets. That means the world seems right … for at least 5 minutes. But the big problem with the fightins is injuries. Chase Utley is out, and it is affecting Jayson Werth in the worst way. Dude is [...]
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Local jerk-off scoffs at Baltimore PD
Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by El Rey.
That has to be the longest on-field running around thing ever right? Sure, the kid is great at his craft, he has all the tools, but I think he may have gotten a little too cocky there. I mean, once you go back into the stands and leave the cops bewildered, you don’t hop back [...]
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More entertaining: Mariners or WNBA?
Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Stake.
If you said WNBA your right. I’ll admit, I was an optimist heading in to the the Mariners season, but its just too much for me to take now. I would be surprised if they don’t set a record for least runs and/or hits by a team in a single season. When I’ve got a [...]
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Top 5 Pitchers I’d Take in the 2nd Half
Posted on22. Jul, 2010 by 3D.
Take it or leave it, here’s who I want on the bump the next 3 months. 5. Roy Halladay – Even though he seemingly has sucked the last couple months his ERA this year is 2.40. Always a fan of 7 CGs and 3 SOs. Halladay mobs. 4. Jon Lester – Lester is nasty. He [...]
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MLB All Star means nothing
Posted on22. Jul, 2010 by Goodplaye.
This year there were 83 men named as 2010 all stars (click here to see the rosters). That is an absolutely absurd number of guys and really shows that being named an all star isn’t all that meaningful. While I’m sure the players still see it as a huge honor, the league really needs to [...]
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The Kid, greatest of all time
