What a shit show last night turned out to be in America’s hat. Safe to say that if there’s ever another game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals is that frigid wasteland, the fuzz will be a little more prepared for the onslaught of assholes.

Can you imagine what these goons would have done if they actually won? Listen Vancouver, your team flat out didn’t show up and got dump trucked, it happens. No need to burn the city down. If ‘Nuck fans wanted to burn something they all should have congregated at Roberto LaBrongo’s house and taught him a lesson for rolling over like a dog and giving up like 90 goals to a slow, plodding defensive team like the Bruins.

From the mean streets of Boston, Moises ft. Oliveira

From the friendly streets of Vancouver, an Asian dude and some green guys

This one was kinda tough. Like I’m not surprised at all that the Canucks came out with some sugary song about puppy dogs, power plays and Kessler. I mean after all, Hansen did come from Canada. It was pretty much as expected. I was already to shit on the Bruins rap because I’m a racist that also thinks Terrelle Pryor got himself into this shit,. but it wasn’t bad. Like at all. Kinda gangster really.

I think on the heels of this, I’m gonna have to go with Vancouver in 6. Besides, Boston already has had enough parades the last 10 years and will just have to wait until November for their next anyways.

So who you got, the Asian and green guys, or Bruins Be Killin’ Em?

The only logical next step for Canuck fans is to show their own penalty boxes.

I totally agree with you, Jack. Warm beer sucks, and the Royal Wedding doesn’t do shit for me either. Or something like that.

PS-How did ESPN ever let this guy get away?

Now this is what I’m talking about. This is the kind of hockey I can watch. Dudes just squaring off from the get go, and did you notice how the fights progressively got better. Started out with a little tussle, but nobody cared that it wasn’t that great of a fight since it was 1 second into the game. Ok that fight wasn’t great let’s get 2 more Canadians out there to punch each other in the face, what could be better? I don’t know maybe bring in some giant 2 seconds after that to lay the absolute wood to some dude. There’s no way that guys face isn’t destroyed right now.

Now hockey lovers will say that this is bad for the sport, but fuck them this makes the sport entertaining. Here are 3 things I want guaranteed in life.

1. I go to a NASCAR event someone better fucking crash

2. I go to a Boxing/MMA event someone better get knocked the fuck out

3. I go see a Hockey game I better see some Canadians fighting

This should be the first universal law. And the punishment for it would be you have to go watch an entire soccer match knowing that there is no chance either team will even get a shot off.

God I love Canada

Yeah, I know the Winter Olympics are about as much fun as watching ice melt.

But now there is some winter games action worthy enough to hoist a beer up for …

The USA Hockey team is playing for a silver medal on Friday at 12pm!  Woo-hoo!

It’s USA, Canada, Slovakia, and Finland in the Final Four.  And the Canadians are still feeling the sting of that USA upset last weekend –I’m sure they are  dreaming of a rematch in the gold medal game.  The guys from USA advanced to the semis by defeating the Swiss 2-0 in the quarters.

I’m not gonna spew out any stats or analysis, well, because I have watched about 2 mins total of USA hockey so far.  Sorry, I’m just not a puckhead.  But as long as Team Amercia is skating towards a goal medal, then I’m jumping on the Zamboni for the weekend ride.

If the red-white-and-blue guys can get past those pesky Fin dudes Friday, they will have their gold medal shot on Sunday at 12:15pm … hopefully with them Molson lovers from up North.

Imagine watching the Pro Bowl where the NFC and AFC compete like it’s a playoff game rather than a glorified flag football game. Imagine Olympic basketball where it’s not essentially the U.S. against everyone else. The World Baseball Classic (WBC) has tried to create a tournament that involves not only the best players in the MLB, but also the best from outside the ‘big leagues’. It’s just not the same though when the best of the best choose not to play. Olympic ice hockey gives you what all other sports fail to accomplish. Not just some decent players here and there, but the best of the best (great movie(s) btw). They even have great players like Jagr & Foreskin (Forsberg) who have retired from the NHL in recent years.

If you missed Sunday’s USA vs. Canada game you might have another chance this Sunday if everything falls into place. However, there will still be great games leading up to the Gold Medal game. Tomorrow at noon the U.S. plays a scrappy Swiss team who has already lost to the Americans (3-1) and lost to Canada in a shootout. Canada will have to go though Russia and Ovechkin, and then most likely Sweden just to reach the finals. First though, Canada must beat the Germans in a game going on right now (4:30).

Recapping the U.S. victory, most if not all credit goes to Ryan Miller (Buffalo Sabres) who had 42 saves. On the flip side, Canada’s goalie Martin Brodeur deserves the blame for the loss, giving up 4 goals with his lackadaisical and poor play. Arguably one of the best goalies in history, Marty B. will be benched in favor of Vancouver’s own, Roberto Luongo. Are we panicking Canada? A couple neat side notes in the game were: American forward Ryan Kessler who plays for Vancouver during the NHL season made an amazing open net goal to ‘ice’ the victory for the U.S., also, Miller’s coach on the Sabres, Lindy Ruff, is an assistant for the Canadian team.

The stage is set for the Americans to take Gold. They will need to play better though because you can’t expect Miller to play like that for the remaining games, or maybe you can. The Canadians are good, just not as good as their being made out to be. Yes, their team is chalked full of NHL captains, but most them are passed their prime. On the flipside, the Americans are better then most people realize. They are chalked full of All-Stars, and young ones at that. Would you rather have a team with players coming into their prime or coming out of their prime?

Before I end my hockey binge I’ve got to give some props to the American women as well. They will face the skanks from Canada in the Gold Medal game Thursday at 3:30. I normally wouldn’t recommend watching women’s athletics besides pole vaulting or beach volleyball, but watching good women’s hockey isn’t that bad…USA! USA! USA!

This might be comparable to AI crossing up Jordan, but much better and cooler…Ovechkin-might be the best player ever in hockey when he’s done, if he stays healthy. Jagr- Top 10 players in history….Only in Olympic hockey.

Alexander “The Great” Ovechkin scored this amazing goal in the closing seconds against the New York Rangers!