More over the top announcing than Gus Johnson, and more entertaining bike rider than Dave Mirra.

Danny Hart’s 2011 World Championship Winning Downhill Run.

Tough luck for this Malaysian cyclist just doing his job, takes a spill, and gets a tree through his leg.

But he managed to finished 3rd – that’s one tough SOB.

Might want to try to mix in a little sand paper on the track next time, Brits.

Associated Press

PAU, France — Pierrick Fedrigo denied Lance Armstrong a stage win Tuesday in the American’s final Tour de France.

Fedrigo, of France, won a sprint finish in a group of nine that included Armstrong, who had attacked repeatedly from the beginning of Tuesday’s 16th stage. Both finished the 124 miles from Bagneres-de-Luchon to Pau in 5 hours, 31 minutes, 43 seconds.

“It was harder than I expected. It’s been a while since I sprinted,” Armstrong said. “Just not quick enough.”

Armstrong finished sixth in the stage and acknowledged that his career was coming to an end. He had announced this month that it would be his final Tour de France.

“Lance Armstrong is over in about four days,” he said.

Oh, well that’s good to know. I could have sworn Armstrong was over the second he stopped pumping himself up with steroids, oxygen, unicorn piss and whatever else bike riders do.

Seriously though, why does this fucker get such a free pass? No one likes him, he’s a dick-face and a half. His only friends are that fat guy from Radio Shack, himself and probably A-Rod. I get it, he’s a hero, he beat cancer, sold yellow wrist bands, bla bla bla, but has there ever been a more obvious cheater? Lance makes Barry Bonds looks down right luvable.

Fuck Lance Armstrong, fuck competitive bike riding, and long live Floyd Landis!