Archive for 'Football'
Nike Owns Oregon, Oregon Owns The NCAA. Deal With It, Losers
Posted on02. Mar, 2012 by Kinger.
On the day that we found out our season tickets are jumping 25% from last season, we get this batch of GREAT news. It’s Oregon’s world, we just allow you to pay exorbitant prices to walk in our shoes. So, get your Nike-walk on. Get you head right. I know you feeling Oregon, Oregon is [...]
Continue Reading
Chip Kelly Wont Let Kids Transfer, Scoffs At Contract Law, Eats Babies For Lunch
Posted on01. Mar, 2012 by Kinger.
Chip Kelly is a monster. There I said it, sue me. Don’t believe me, all the dirt is laid out masterfully right here. Mar 1, 2012 – You had to feel for Seantrel Henderson. It’s not often you sympathize with a 6-foot-7, 300-pound behemoth who’s all but guaranteed to someday make millions playingfootball but in [...]
Continue Reading
OSU Defensive Back Popped For DUI and Eluding Police. Welp, Gee Golly
Posted on19. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Sean Martin, defensive back for the Oregon state football team, had the unfortunate luck of driving by the fuzz while all lit up Saturday night/Sunday Morning. But hey, like they preach on Saturday afternoons, never quit and never give up! There was no quit in Martin’s game (well maybe a little at the end) [...]
Continue Reading
OATIS! NCAA hoops, blow up Blazers, Camelot in Eugene, MLB preview?
Posted on18. Feb, 2012 by Meerkat.
OATIS! 3 of dem bombers! Yeah, that’s how I rolled for this friday/saturday mix. Now for the inevitable rodent sports brain dump … —————————————————————————– Back in the day I was super NCAA hoops fan, but ever since 2010 (yeah, like ages ago, I know) I don’t know diddly-pooh about who is good or or what-not. [...]
Continue Reading
Own A Piece Of Oregon History: Signed Lache Seastrunk Mini-Helmet!
Posted on13. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Now at the risk of Lache telling me to “stay off his stuff” again (scroll down to January 19) I’d like to point out that right now on ebay for $19.99, you can own a Seastrunk signature on a mini helmet. It literally may be a one of a kind treasure that will only go [...]
Continue Reading
A Musical Tribute To Matt Barkley
Posted on09. Feb, 2012 by Braga.
Not much to this post. Just heard Dirt Nasty’s (Simon Rex for those of you who used to watch MTV in the 1990s) tribute to Matt Barkley and his family and thought it was worth sharing. Enjoy.
Continue Reading
Stewart Mandel Shows Us What A Four Team Playoff Would Look Like. *SPOILER* Oregon Still Gets Screwed
Posted on08. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
The evil BCS is under attack once again. Hey, it’s an offseason tradition that goes all the way back to PS2′s and Tickle Me Elmo dolls. The flavor of the month this year isn’t a ‘plus one’, but the ‘progressive’ four-team playoff. Hey, it’s two more teams that can’t complain, right? SI’s Stewart Mandel rolls [...]
Continue Reading
Watch A Giants Fan Attempt To Get His ‘Spider Man’ On At Super Bowl Parade
Posted on08. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Guys knee caps are probably up near his rib cage, and his ankles resembling Jason Kendall trying to round third base… Whoops. But hey, it doesn’t matter. Pain is temporary, Super Bowl wins and your video on the interwebs are forever.
Continue Reading
A Matt Barkley/National Champs Hype Video To Get You Pumped For Lunch, Bro
Posted on07. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
youtube description: The USC Trojans are coming off a record setting season and the malicious two year bowl ban is over. We Trojan fans invite you along for the ride as we compete for the National Championship as well as great individual awards!! Fight On!! Yes, celebrate USC’s truly magical 2011 season and look toward [...]
Continue Reading
UMass Students Sucker Punch A Giants Fan In The Head
Posted on06. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Not really sure why they were rioting in the first place. Sure, your team lost. But, it was one bad 7-loss team beating a team with literally the worst Super Bowl defense ever, move on. If lock-outs and Goodell’s master plan of absurd parity weren’t at play, this was a game that would have happened [...]


