This has the early lead for my favorite fan meltdown video of 2012, and it’s going to take a lot to knock it off the top.

Lets be honest, we’ve all had this same meltdown at some point in the living room or in a stadium parking lot. It’s part of sports, it’s healthy, it’s fantastic.

I had this exact same meltdown walking out of the Rose Bowl in 2010. Slapping my friend on the back of the head calling Chip Kelly a bitch, and chucking my hat only to pick it back up (hey, Nike gear aint cheap). Cursing the Oregon fans, cursing the city of Eugene. Yelling at Ernie Kent for being the coach of 8 win teams and still being employed. Asking Tajuan Porter why he still hasn’t learned how to pass the ball instead of shooting 42 foot three pointers. I didn’t even know the name of one Oregon baseball player, but I was all hot and bothered over how they hit into infinite double plays. Swearing if I saw a player at the Rodeo or Taylor’s, I would swing on them (obviously I wouldn’t, getting punched sucks) and act all tough. Yelling about Kitty Piercy and Kitzhaber, I was on fire. I even broke into my rage about Joe Giansante being a blowhard and probably spinning about what a great year it still was and we needed to smile or something.Pretty sure I even declared myself a Reebok guy from that point on…

About the only thing I was missing was a crack at Samuel L. Jackson, I’m not that crazy.

PS-This video proves that hype-men make everything better. That guy was just baiting this dude like a mug. Just poking that angry bear with a stick.

Aside from the joy of watching the budding beginning of the Crennel-Orton dynasty, I’m sort of conflicted about my Chiefs knocking the Packers out of a chance for an undefeated season. I mean seriously, is there anyone more annoying that Mercury Morris? If someone threw a match at that gas bag, the entire state of Florida would explode. Say what you want about Tom Brady and the Patriots, but you know there is a part of you that wishes they had finished off that perfect season in 07, just so Merc would have swallowed a bullet and left us all alone.

That said, DJ Merc, play dat shit!

TMZSports

Broncos QB Tim Tebow is winning games because of God, pure and simple … this according to one of Tim’s Colorado pastors.

Pastor Wayne Hanson — who runs Summit Church in Castle Rock, CO where Tim’s dad often speaks — tells TMZ God is actively intervening in Denver Broncos football games … and aiding Tim on the field because of his strong faith.

Hanson tells us, “It’s not luck. Luck isn’t winning 6 games in a row. It’s favor. God’s favor.”

Pastor Hanson adds, “God has blessed his hard work.” 

We asked Hanson if Tebow would be winning games if he wasn’t such a strong believer — and the pastor replied, “No, of course not.”

Hey wait a minute, does Gene Chizik know about this? Though it would explain how the fortunes of Auburn and Denver have completely flipped from a year ago. God just being a carpetbagging son of a gun, and moving his allegiances from south to north. I always knew God was a bandwagon fan, so this doesn’t exactly come as a huge surprise.

If you need more inexorable proof that Tim  Tebow is a minstrel of the Lord, look no further than Urban Meyer. As soon as Tebow and the big man headed to Denver, Urb’s talent level at Florida fell considerably and there were no more BCS games in sight health started failing him, so he had to retire for three months before taking the Ohio state job.

I am a believer.

PS-Hey God, you wanna become a Ducks fan for a minute? Not sure if any of us can handle a third straight year losing in a BCS game. And now that every talking head has picked Oregon over Wisky, they are certainly screwed.

Until Tebow gets Twenty inch blades on the Impala, a diamond rottweiler or is Smokin big killa gettin’ high in the Benz, I’m not completely sold. But that’s just me.

Oh LeGarrette, you rascal…

From the St. Petersburg Times:

According to the police report, a 34 year old man and his girlfriend, both wearing Bucs shirts, drove their 2008 Toyota pickup into the Visconti at International Drive apartments not far from Raymond James Stadium. The pickup then hit the mirror on a silver 2005 Ford Expedition SUV, next to which Blount and two other men were standing. The victim did not want to stop next to the Expedition because the pickup would block other traffic. The three men got into the Expedition and drove around the pickup, cutting it off.

The real key here is that both of the alleged victims were wearing Bucs gear. Because if they weren’t, clearly they would be fair game…?

The men got out of the SUV. One of them “reached in and punched (the pickup driver) several times on his eye, nose and jaw,” according to the report. The victim “realized a second male was on his hood and was jumping onto his windshield and ultimately shattering the glass.”

Next time you want to commit a hit and run, don’t be driving a pickup truck, apparently. Too slow.

The victim said the third man “was the leader and directed the actions of the other two.”

The victim told police “the third male was very large and appeared to be a wrestler or football player.” That man, which turned out to be Blount, never hit anyone or touched the victim’s pickup, the report said.

And Canzano said LGB could never be a leader. Not only is he clearly a leader of men, but doing it straight mobster style. Just lay in the weeds, pull some strings, but ultimately never get any blood on your own hands. When the coppers come sniffing around, just raise your arms and say “hey man, wasn’t me” while throwing your buddies under the bus so you can continue to conduct business. And by business I mean, running through, over and around all the scared DBs in the NFL.

I’m sure Roger Fidel won’t like this very much and swing his vengeful and spiteful hammer of justice, but not too hard. I mean, you gotsta keep your stars on the field, duh.

*Obligatory Blount video

Seriously, Florida, why do you even have professional teams? Yeah, yeah, a lot of places don’t fill up their baseball stadium, so the Rays and Marlins get a tiny break. But you guys can’t even fill up one NFL stadium (or a Heat game that’s not against Boston or LA), yet there are three teams there? Raymond James is empty as shit, and the fans there make it look like it’s a 4th grade soccer game. Pleated khaki shorts, tucked in shirts and flimsy Velcro adjustable hats. Florida fans are such a joke. At least the gross Panthers fan with the thong hanging out looked and acted like she was at a football game, so I tip my cap to her.

Turn the Jags/Bucs/Dolphins into one team and send them to London already, Goodell.

The Wrap- Wardrobe malfunction, take two? If anyone knows how to provoke, it’s Madonna, who will headline the Super Bowl halftime show Feb. 5 with performers from Cirque du Soleil. The Super Bowl performance, at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, will coincide with the release of Madonna’s next single, “Give Me All Your Love,” the first tune off her 12th studio album, scheduled for release in the spring.

How can this

And this not be great

I’m not exactly sure what the Super Bowl committee is thinking with this combo, but whoever suggested this needs to be beaten to death with one of Madonna’s boney arms. I know the trend for the halftime show is to trot out someone who was famous in the 70′s, but I thought after last years Usher and Black eyed peas combo they would continue to keep the show up to date. I know Pitbull is up for selling out for something that makes people hate watching tv. Instead they decided to dig up Madonna’s skeleton and add in all the freaks from the Cirque.

I’m glad that I’ll either be too drunk to watch the halftime show or so uninterested that I’ll skip halftime and the 2nd half all together. Smart money would be on both.

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If you chose to watch the fecal matter that was showing on the NFL Network last, it will likely take much more than a video and some pics of chicks to remedy the feeling you were left with. I have said it before and I’ll say it again, the NFL is a JOKE! When a qb as bad as Tebow is completing less than 10 passes a game and wins something is wrong. The day when he gets concuss and can no no longer play will be a great day. Hopefully when the Ducks play ASU for the Pac-12 title he will be in attendance with Amanda Pflugrad and we can all be blessed by his presence.

1. Every time he says “cu”, you have to take a drink.
2. If I said “this is what Mike Tirico wanted to say”, is that racist?
3. Randall Cobb is kind of filthy.
4. “aw day just titty bumpin” is a great line. Not 100% sure what it means, but I like it
5. Yo ESPN, get dis guy a job, cu. Like yezterday, cu.

First of all just let me say that there is almost nothing more awkward than the impromptu rap or rap battle. Whether that’s at a bus stop, bar or football parking lot. Like, you sort of feel obligated to stand around, start swaying and making wild gesticulations with your arms. You know you don’t want to, you know odds are your life will be worse for doing it, but you do it anyway. it would be a fascinating case study for some psychologist.

But, I will give this guy extreme props for the Miller Lite utility/superhero belt. Money. No, it’s not just money, it’s like ice cream butter hanging on the cone.