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The USC Trojans are coming off a record setting season and the malicious two year bowl ban is over. We Trojan fans invite you along for the ride as we compete for the National Championship as well as great individual awards!! Fight On!!

Yes, celebrate USC’s truly magical 2011 season and look toward a future without without malicious sanctions! Come for the mediocre defense, but stay for the popped collars and homophobia! The run for the national title starts now! A roster with three running backs (none of them good) and less depth at defensive tackle than a USC basketball roster, cannot go wrong. I mean, have you seen their receivers? The experienced QB?!?! Shiny things bro, shiny things. Come join the 2011 Oklahoma Sooners, I mean, 2012 USC Trojans on their journey to Miami!

PS-You think Cliff would have picked that lollipop throw at the 1:03 mark? Yeah, thought so.

From 9/10/11 vs Utah

From 9/17/11 vs Syracuse

Seriously guys, that is in freaking September. Even Oregon State fans show up the first couple of weeks, before their dreams are dashed. Pathetic. It’s amazing that between Fright Night of 08 and November 19 of this year, when the Ducks decided playing the first three quarters was overrated, no one heard a peep from the fickle and transparent USC fan base. Now all of a sudden, you guys want on the bandwagon and are playing it off as though you have been driving it the whole time. Sorry guys, but as ‘Sheed would say — tape don’t lie.

But, what else should we really expect. SC fans have also all been “Clippers for life” as well…

For all the beaver fans that immediately blasted Oregon fans for being “meanie-head-jerk-faces” on Saturday, be glad we don’t have this cat roaming the Autzen isles.

“Get a new coach, get a new coach. Don’t talk basketball, don’t talk basketball.” I mean, you can’t fault his logic, but I’m not sure doing the Roger Rabbit right in the band members mugs is exactly the classiest way to go about it. Again, I don’t condone violence (especially in stadiums) but I get the feeling this kid probably needs a real good pop in the nose, no way this guy isn’t annoying as shit 24/7. After a rousing game of tether ball in PE he’s probably running up to the chicks and telling them to “Get a new style, get a new style. Don’t talk math class, don’t talk math class.” To his mom at dinner time: “Get a new cook book, get a new cook book, don’t talk your 9-to-5, don’t talk your 9-to-5.”

Actually on second thought, maybe I like this guys tactics.

If you couldn’t get enough dazzling moves, here’s more of his killer moves.

Hey, to the victors to the spoils. Oregon didn’t even show up for three quarters, and the Men of Probation played the game like it was their Super Bowl. When you play that bad for 3/4s of the game, you deserve to have the visitor dance on your field and play the fight song all night. If you were an SC fan, you’d do the same. You lose this game, Oregon may play for the national title yet again, and wins the Pac for the third straight year (face it, they aint losing to OSU or whatever turd comes from the south division) and making it 4 losses to Oregon in 5 years to cap it off.

Faced with Matty Homophobe leaving early for the NFL this year, and the actual start of the probation (don’t give me a bowl ban, the scholarship reductions signal the real start) this was the biggest game SC had played since “Fright Night” in 2009, and they played/celebrated like it.

Oh well, congrats to SC on their Super Bowl victory, maybe we’ll stop by in Pasadena and say hello.

That’s the definition of “ear-rape.”

PS-I’m beginning to sense a theme here between SC fans and awful dance move.

Look at the intensity of this guys face at the 17 second mark, whoa. It’s just such a shock to see any intensity at an SC game (well, aside from when they’re killing each other in the parking lots)that I almost want to give the guy some credit. But alas, with moves like that, any credit given has to be immediately rescinded. That’s just embarrassing, Trojans. Clearly he never took ballroom dancing with Matty Bust at SC, the lack of rhythm is concerning, disconcerting and disturbing. I’ve seen better moves from the non-pliable red penis on Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh well, at least he wasn’t rocking “flippy-floppies” to the game dance recital.

Dance On!

The internet meme amongst USC and UW fans is that football wasn’t invented at the University of Oregon until 1994, so get used to that one this week fellas.

So hey, lets play game, shall we?

Since football was invented at the UofO just  prior to the 1994 season, Oregon is 8-5 against the Men of probation. Whoa, quick learners!

Scores:

94: 22-7 (W)

97: 22-24 (L)

98: 17-13 (W)

99: 33-30 (W)

00: 28-17 (W)

01: 24-22 (W)

02: 33-44 (L) <— The day the world saw Robo Duck for the first time…

05: 13-45 (L)

06: 10-35 (L)

07: 24-17 (W)

08: 10-44 (L)

09: 47-20 (W)

10: 53- 32 (W)

Take away the Pete Carroll era at USC where free cars and houses for players and parents came as frequently as losses to teams that were 20+ point underdogs, and USC may as well be Washington when it comes to competing against the newfangled Nike U.

If Oregon takes care of business wins on Saturday night (forecast calls for snow showers, BTW) that would run the Ducks record to 9-5 against the Trojans since Nike invented to program in 1994.Oh did I mention Vegas opened the Ducks as 16.5 point favorites?

In fact, you have to go back to 1986 to get USC on the winning side of the ledger against the newly found Quackers.

Unless  you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve already noticed that USC was on the wrong end of the worst miscarriage of justice since the OJ verdict on Saturday vs the Stanford Cardinal.

Lane Kiffin has been fined, TJ McDonald has been suspended for a half for this hit, and SC ended up letting Furd score on seemingly like 10 straight possessions and lost the game in triple OT.

None of this is USC’s fault though, mind you, and all the USC fan boys in the media have been waving their cardinal and gold pom poms to let us know this.And guess what, I agree with them!!!!

My boi, Brooks, has since pointed out that the official that botched the call is an ex-Notre Dame football player. As @JonathanAdams pointedly pointed out today, Mr DiBernardo waited in the weeds for 25 years and finally got his sweet revenge on the Men of Troy! Well played DiBernardo, well played.

While that was an egregious error based on an old grudge and probably tied to a bookie in Vegas (!), it wasn’t the worst call of the day.

Look at Andrew Luck taunt the USC players/fans and alums! where was the flag!?!?

USC wr Marquise Lee was flagged for the EXACT SAME THING in Saturday’s game! The fix was in!

Another example of “Screwapalooza” is here. You tell me where the line of scrimmage CLEARLY is: