Archive for '2012 Rose Bowl Presented by Vizio'
In Case You Missed It: John Boyett Attempts To Call A Timeout Before Wisconsin’s Last Play
Posted on11. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Fast forward to the 1:12 mark Ha, it’s about time the sports gods were on the Ducks side for once. If the back judge was actually paying attention to the ball game, Wisconsin would have got to regroup for one final play. And if history is any indication, they would have scored a TD and [...]
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Watch Some Lady Badgers Pee Along The Road Before The Rose Bowl
Posted on11. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
This brings up so many questions. Is this common place in Wisconsin? Just going for a nice leisurely Sunday drive with Grammy, and all of a sudden you’re just dodging chicks pissing on the side of the road like it’s no big deal? That’s disgusting. Notice how all the guys actually ran up the little [...]
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A Chip Kelly Dong Shot Amidst The Rose Bowl Locker Room Celebration?
Posted on06. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Wait for it… Wait for it… BOOM! Seriously, how does this stuff slip past these gigantic newspapers? And an even more serious question; how/why did I notice the unintentional dong shot on the first look? Paging Dr. Freud…? Obviously, I have no clue who lays claim to that dong, but I’m pretty sure it’s not [...]
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Oregon Wins Rose Bowl. Haters Gon’ Hate, Husky Jive Gon’ Husky Jive
Posted on05. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Okay, okay, for those not familiar with the legend that is HuskyJive, let’s get you acquainted. Gold here. Gold here. And more gold, here. I wonder if he would still take Sark and his 6 and losses a year over Kelly, his 3-peat and Rose Bowl win? Oh who am I kidding, of course he [...]
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Say Goodbye to 1917
Posted on02. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Gentlemen, today is the day. The day 1917 turns into 2012. The day we take away the “win a Rose Bowl, and then pop-off” argument from the meatballs in Seattle. Today is the day it happens, and today is the day we do pop-off. Hell hath no fury like drunken Ducks ensconced in the velvety [...]
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Obligatory Fashion Update From Eugene. Super Duper
Posted on27. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Every 26 hours when the University of Nike rolls out a new set of shiny football uniforms, it’s a huge day for NikeBlog.com and the bros that call them “fierce”, “HAAAARRRRRDDDD” or “Icey.” Unfortunately, it’s also just one day closer to having facemasks that look like duck bills and a purple and orange color scheme. [...]
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If the Pac12 Bowl Matchups Were Hollywood Blockbusters
Posted on19. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
MAACO Las Vegas Bowl, December 22: Boysee City -14 vs ASU Face it, this is essentially a sadistic murder, as ASU has no shot. If it wasn’t for the greed of the NCAA, these 6 win slugs wouldn’t even be invited to these glutinous shiny exhibition games. No question ASU envies a program like Boysee, [...]
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The Worst (best?) Oregon Rose Bowl Rap You Will Ever Hear
Posted on12. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
It’s that time of year again, folks. The time of year where every person with a computer and a mic decides to get their ‘B Rabbit’ on and just start flowing about the humdinga in Pasadena, if you’re a clock, Ducks gonna clean ‘ya. De’Anthony, Kenjon and LaMichaelllll…, that’s more than just a hand fulllll… [...]
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Cliff Harris’ Facebook Apology Reminds Us That ‘Staying Hood Rich’ Is Really Important
Posted on07. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
I’m not even sure if I disagree with Mr. Jancula. Since the principles of “Urban Philosopher” Jeezy are now a regular part of ESPN’s college basketball coverage, I can’t quibble with this. Call it the ‘Jay Bilasification’ of America. Trill recognize trill. PS-Not sure even the most vindictive media member could misconstrue this one. Suspended [...]
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If The WWII Japanese Flag and an Obama “Hope” Poster Had Sex, You Would Get A Rose Bowl Ticket
Posted on06. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Am I right? I remember back in the glory days of 2010 when I could look at my Rose Bowl ticket and all it was about was the purity of the game. The purity of the multimillion dollar game sponsored by Citi in which the participants received nothing more than some steaks, a watch, nap [...]
