Archive for 'Pac 12 Football'
FANS NOT ALLOWED AT UW’s SPRING PRACTICES, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!?!
Posted on30. Mar, 2012 by Kinger.
In a move that won’t be moving any needles, Steve Sarkisian and the University of Washington have closed practices to the general public this spring. While the media will still be allowed to watch skeleton drills and non-contact punt returns, the life blood of the program has been cut out. Why do they hate their [...]
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Chip Kelly to coach Saints next season!?
Posted on28. Mar, 2012 by Stake.
Oregon head football coach Chip Kelly has yet to deny reports this report that he will be filling in for Sean Payton next year and coach the New Orleans Saints. A source with knowledge close to the situation has confirmed that Saints general manager, Mickey Loomis, reached out to the wood Chipper last week after [...]
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Scumbag Ducks Close Spring Practices. Chip Kelly Hates An Important Piece Of Democracy
Posted on26. Mar, 2012 by Kinger.
Those paranoid and power-wielding thugs in the Casanova Center have decided to close all of the upcoming Spring practices next month. You literally have no idea how excited this makes me. Also, it saves me the time of trying to figure out which quarterback has looked better/taken the ‘lead’ to grab the keys to the [...]
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Nike Owns Oregon, Oregon Owns The NCAA. Deal With It, Losers
Posted on02. Mar, 2012 by Kinger.
On the day that we found out our season tickets are jumping 25% from last season, we get this batch of GREAT news. It’s Oregon’s world, we just allow you to pay exorbitant prices to walk in our shoes. So, get your Nike-walk on. Get you head right. I know you feeling Oregon, Oregon is [...]
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Stewart Mandel Shows Us What A Four Team Playoff Would Look Like. *SPOILER* Oregon Still Gets Screwed
Posted on08. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
The evil BCS is under attack once again. Hey, it’s an offseason tradition that goes all the way back to PS2′s and Tickle Me Elmo dolls. The flavor of the month this year isn’t a ‘plus one’, but the ‘progressive’ four-team playoff. Hey, it’s two more teams that can’t complain, right? SI’s Stewart Mandel rolls [...]
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A Matt Barkley/National Champs Hype Video To Get You Pumped For Lunch, Bro
Posted on07. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
youtube description: The USC Trojans are coming off a record setting season and the malicious two year bowl ban is over. We Trojan fans invite you along for the ride as we compete for the National Championship as well as great individual awards!! Fight On!! Yes, celebrate USC’s truly magical 2011 season and look toward [...]
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According To UC Berkeley Registry, Arik Armstead Has Enrolled For Classes
Posted on13. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
The 5-star linemen that everyone wants, has apparently (?) enrolled at Cal. Someone correct me if I am wrong, but just enrolling isn’t actually ‘binding’ in the eyes of the NCAA, right? One has to actually start taking classes before the commitment becomes official? Mr. Armstead is currently enjoying his trip out to Auburn, [...]
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Morning Hangover: Many Agree On Top 4 For 2012
Posted on11. Jan, 2012 by 3D.
I checked the first 4 preseason polls for the 2012 college football season that the Google machine produced and all agree LSU, USC, Alabama, and Oregon get the top 4 slots. Can’t disagree and good company to be in on an annual basis, I must say. While I agree with King that non title game [...]
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Oregon’s 2012 Schedule Is Soft (Start The Championship Parade Now)
Posted on04. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Win The Day, tunnel vision, respect all but fear none, blah blah blah. Sure, players should probably fall in line with Saint Chipper and his rhetoric, but I don’t play, so I can look ahead all day long. I mean take a look at this cupcake schedule: Sept. 1 vs. Arkansas State Sept. 8 vs. [...]
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Say Goodbye to 1917
Posted on02. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
Gentlemen, today is the day. The day 1917 turns into 2012. The day we take away the “win a Rose Bowl, and then pop-off” argument from the meatballs in Seattle. Today is the day it happens, and today is the day we do pop-off. Hell hath no fury like drunken Ducks ensconced in the velvety [...]
