Archive for 'BCS'
2012 BCS Championship Ratings: Worse Than LSU’s Offense
Posted on10. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
No offense+regional rematch+not getting hooked by “game of the century” hype again=moribund TV ratings for last nights Alabama bludgeoning of LSU. Honestly, I’m a little surprised the numbers aren’t higher, mainly because, what else was really on? Using that last free night of the NBA League Pass to check out Bobcats v Hawks? Was the [...]
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In The LSU/Bama Battle For Hottest Chicks In New Orleans, There Are No Winners
Posted on09. Jan, 2012 by Kinger.
In a rematch of an SEC West Division game that promises to be as exciting as a night full of Tylenol PM and and the Lifetime channel, those outside of the gooberish and meatball Bible Belt are grasping at reasons to not only watch the game, but pick a winner. The only logical way, is [...]
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Obligatory Fashion Update From Eugene. Super Duper
Posted on27. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Every 26 hours when the University of Nike rolls out a new set of shiny football uniforms, it’s a huge day for NikeBlog.com and the bros that call them “fierce”, “HAAAARRRRRDDDD” or “Icey.” Unfortunately, it’s also just one day closer to having facemasks that look like duck bills and a purple and orange color scheme. [...]
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If the Pac12 Bowl Matchups Were Hollywood Blockbusters
Posted on19. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
MAACO Las Vegas Bowl, December 22: Boysee City -14 vs ASU Face it, this is essentially a sadistic murder, as ASU has no shot. If it wasn’t for the greed of the NCAA, these 6 win slugs wouldn’t even be invited to these glutinous shiny exhibition games. No question ASU envies a program like Boysee, [...]
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This Is The One Time I’ll Defend Boysee. Blink And You’ll Miss It
Posted on07. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Okay, we can all agree this years Sugar Bowl is an abortion of logic, right? Yeah, it’s an entity of the BCS, so it’s only natural that it is. Michigan was a dicey selection, but how about Va Tech. I mean seriously, they got fat on a pathetic OOC schedule and a “meh” ACC, only [...]
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Justin Tigner Releases His 2012 Rose Bowl Poster (You’re Going To Want One)
Posted on05. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
If you aren’t already familiar with the work of Justin Tigner, you should be. And if you aren’t, get acquainted here. The 2012 Rose Bowl poster by my Tigner was just released, and yes, it’s fucking sweet.  So go buy one, or two. Better yet, by one for you, one for your cousin in Seattle [...]
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This Harris Poll Voter Thinks Oregon Is The 11th Best Team In The Nation
Posted on05. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
The full Harris Interactive. I get it, polls are subjective. There is going to be clear bias in waaaaaay too many of the human polls. It’s human nature, as we’re an irrational bunch. And if you reside in the south, you take as much pride in your neighbors successes as you do your own. Ladies [...]
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A Wild College Football Night On Twitter: Back Up QBs, Rivals Hacking Websites and Chip Getting His Pitbull On
Posted on05. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Whoa, last night was a wild night on Twitter. If you aren’t on Twitter, you should be. And if aren’t following us, you clearly hate partying under the Washington-Jefferson bridge drinking Dr. Pepper. It is meaningless, so I won’t spend much time on it, but Ok Lite should be playing LSU. Again, it’s meaningless at [...]
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On Wisconsin! Yeah, On To Their Funeral!
Posted on04. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Hey guys, Duck fan here. I would just like to clarify that I like you guys, seriously. My boy Pee Wee is an ardent ‘Sconsin fan, good dude. Just ask him about the glory of the Badgers, and he’ll rattle on about how good Favre was all day long! Again, you guys are good people, [...]
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Hey Ducks fan … who you want?
Posted on03. Dec, 2011 by Meerkat.
GOD DAMN!!! Ninkasi’s SLEIGHR Double Dark Ale goes down toooooo easy!! ———————————————————————————– Alright, soooooo the inaugural PAC-12 Championship game is in the books … Chip can place the trophy in the Ducks trophy case along with all his BCS bowl game wins as head coach … woops! … I meant along with all those accolades [...]
