Archive for 'NBA Basketball'
Martell Webster Confuses The Hell Out Of The Timberwolves TV Crew
Posted on21. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
Oh snap, hot sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzle, baby! Hey man, sure the three may have been the ‘right’ play in that situation, but that’s not what the ladies want to see. Martell is an entertainer, and he’s just giving the groupies what they came out to see. Of course Rid was positioning himself for the game tying three, [...]
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Happy Microfracture Monday! Also,The Best Greg Oden Mix You’ll Ever See
Posted on20. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
 iamatrailblazersfan.com Official release: The Portland Trail Blazers have announced that center Greg Oden underwent microfracture surgery on his left knee today. The surgery was performed by Dr. Richard Steadman in Vail, Colo. Oden will miss the remainder of the 2011-12 NBA season. “Initially, Greg was undergoing a procedure similar to the one he had a [...]
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TheBigLead.com Writes That Jeremy Lin Has A “Kung Fu Grip On The League”, Let’s Freak Out!
Posted on20. Feb, 2012 by Kinger.
ESPN dropped ‘chink in the armor’ on us, people freaked, one employee got fired and the other was given a month-long suspension, blah blah blah. It’s pretty clear that the United States of America is indubitably a better place as a result of the hard-line actions at ESPN… Puppy dogs, rainbows and chasing the next [...]
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OATIS! NCAA hoops, blow up Blazers, Camelot in Eugene, MLB preview?
Posted on18. Feb, 2012 by Meerkat.
OATIS! 3 of dem bombers! Yeah, that’s how I rolled for this friday/saturday mix. Now for the inevitable rodent sports brain dump … —————————————————————————– Back in the day I was super NCAA hoops fan, but ever since 2010 (yeah, like ages ago, I know) I don’t know diddly-pooh about who is good or or what-not. [...]
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Oden Begins Rehab, Plays With Middle Schoolers
Posted on17. Feb, 2012 by Stake.
Things aren’t all that bad in the Rose City. Despite losing 5 of their last 7 along with Aldridge to injury, moral is up. Oden recently played in a game with a bunch of middle school kids and looked like Oden of old. Also, the Blazers are poised to miss the playoffs and get a [...]
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The 2011-12 Miami Heat Intro Video Proves They Are All Business
Posted on28. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Everyone is always cracking on Bron, Wade, Bosh and the Heat for being nothing but showboating assholes, that scurry away when the bright lights come on. But I’m going to be honest, I don’t get it. You tell me one thing in this video that proves aren’t clearly substance over flash, and I’ll call you [...]
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Blazers Season Outlook, Same Shit Different Stink
Posted on16. Dec, 2011 by Stake.
Long story short Blazers will finish 7th/8th in the West, and get bounced in the first round by OKC or the Lake Show. The same standard procedure Rip City fans have become accustomed to under the Vulcan’s ownership, and there is no reason to believe the they will ever be in a position to compete [...]
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Blazers Sign Kurt Thomas, Can We Start The Parade Right Now!?!?
Posted on11. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
No Roy, no Oden. no problems. Kurt Thomas is coming to the Rose City with all the hoopla of shingles, greasy sweatpants and tap water! And no, this isn’t just some ‘quick fix’ for the Blazers acting GM (someone refresh me on his name?), Kurt is here for two years! Give the Blazers organization [...]
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Tastys burgers, Chris Paul, Czar Stern, NBA future
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by Meerkat.
JESUS!!!! DAMN THE BURGERS AT THIRSTY LION ARE F’N GOOD!!! Yeah, you guessed it … the cerveza lovin Meerkat just got back from dinner out with the wife to spew a whole buncha drunken text all over The Sports Brewery front-page. Just admit it … you jerk to this kinda stuff. Alright … onto the [...]
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Brandon Roy to retire due to his bad knees
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
Chris_Broussard “Sources say Brandon Roy to announce medical retirement due to degenerative knees, possibly as soon as today” I’m having very mixed feeling right now hearing about this news of B. Roy retiring because of his shitty knees. On one hand it sucks that Roy is having to call it quits so early in what [...]
