Archive for 'NBA Playoffs'
Tastys burgers, Chris Paul, Czar Stern, NBA future
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by Meerkat.
JESUS!!!! DAMN THE BURGERS AT THIRSTY LION ARE F’N GOOD!!! Yeah, you guessed it … the cerveza lovin Meerkat just got back from dinner out with the wife to spew a whole buncha drunken text all over The Sports Brewery front-page. Just admit it … you jerk to this kinda stuff. Alright … onto the [...]
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Another premature Macy’s ad congratulating the Heat on winning NBA title
Posted on13. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
This is becoming quite the theme for Macy’s. Either they have the worst ad team ever, or the best. I can’t decide. Not only did the Heat lose last night, but apparently Macy’s didn’t get the memo that they needed two wins to wrap up the title. Regardless, the Miami Herald ran an ad congratulating [...]
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Dirk drunk, Mavs just rubbing it right in Miami’s grill mix
Posted on13. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
myfoxdfw.com Hey Dallas Mavericks, you’ve just won the NBA Championship. What’s next? Forget Disneyland — this team hit a hot nightclub on Miami’s South Beach! Celebrating with an $80,000 magnum of champagne, the Mavs kicked back with partiers (and fickle Heat fans?) at Liv Night Club in the Fountainbleu Hotel on South Beach. [...]
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Dan Gilbert with a lesson on shortcuts
Posted on12. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
Well I mean, you knew it was coming. Honestly a little tamer than I thought it would be. Heat lose, Cavs fans rejoice, Dan Gilbert enjoys the last 5 seconds of his relevancy. Now onto the lockout…
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Sammy Sosa Looking White Hot!
Posted on22. May, 2011 by Kinger.
Remember kiddies, don’t do steroids. They’ll turn you into a white person.
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Little Minx Mavs Fan Straight Eye F*cking Kevin Durant After game 2
Posted on19. May, 2011 by Kinger.
Damn, go get you some, girl. Get Hooked by dem Horns.
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Blazers Riled Up For Game 6, But For All The Wrong Reasons
Posted on26. Apr, 2011 by Kinger.
OregonLive. Bad blood surfaced between the Trail Blazers and Mavericks at the end of Game 5 when Dallas reserve Brian Cardinal levied what the Blazers feel was an unwarranted, blind-sided screen on Patty Mills at halfcourt in the final seconds. Blazers guard Wesley Matthews sought out Cardinal after the game and had a few choice [...]
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Is The City Of Dallas Starting To Feel That Pressure Around Their Necks Heading Into Game 5?
Posted on25. Apr, 2011 by Kinger.
Dallas Morning News. Can you believe that Game 4? Sadly, chances are you can. I have several Mavs’ fans who get very angry at me when I group the Mavericks fortunes together from the last 5 years. They tell me that there are too many new players, a new coach, and each team is independently [...]
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Reliving The Rose Garden Resurrection
Posted on23. Apr, 2011 by Kinger.
Taking a cue from that Jesus guy, B Roy and the Blazers rise from the dead. In case you missed it here you go. And even if you didn’t, can you really get enough of it? You know, because clutch 4-point play are so common… Dagger. How you think Shawn Marion is sleeping tonight? Gotta [...]
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Ray Lewis Mobbing Elon Spring Game Speech (Can Someone Fly Him Into Portland Tonight?)
Posted on21. Apr, 2011 by Kinger.
I think at this point we can all agree that other than DMX, Ray Ray is the scariest MF’er on this planet. Some guys can flat out hit, run or jump. Ray can just flat out scare the shit out of people, it’s like his 6th tool or something. A lot of people say Obama [...]


