Archive for 'Miami Heat'
The 2011-12 Miami Heat Intro Video Proves They Are All Business
Posted on28. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Everyone is always cracking on Bron, Wade, Bosh and the Heat for being nothing but showboating assholes, that scurry away when the bright lights come on. But I’m going to be honest, I don’t get it. You tell me one thing in this video that proves aren’t clearly substance over flash, and I’ll call you [...]
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Tastys burgers, Chris Paul, Czar Stern, NBA future
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by Meerkat.
JESUS!!!! DAMN THE BURGERS AT THIRSTY LION ARE F’N GOOD!!! Yeah, you guessed it … the cerveza lovin Meerkat just got back from dinner out with the wife to spew a whole buncha drunken text all over The Sports Brewery front-page. Just admit it … you jerk to this kinda stuff. Alright … onto the [...]
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This Dan LeBatard spoof is straight HEAT
Posted on14. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
Everyone has already seen LeBatard’s “Three Kings” rant before, but it’s so brilliant I’m throwing it up again. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, these guys are 14 inches deep on Danny. And you know what, who cares. When you ooze brilliance like this, you can get away with that. It’s the Elton [...]
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Another premature Macy’s ad congratulating the Heat on winning NBA title
Posted on13. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
This is becoming quite the theme for Macy’s. Either they have the worst ad team ever, or the best. I can’t decide. Not only did the Heat lose last night, but apparently Macy’s didn’t get the memo that they needed two wins to wrap up the title. Regardless, the Miami Herald ran an ad congratulating [...]
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Morning Hangover: Congratulations to the Miami Heat, 2011 NBA champions!
Posted on13. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
Word, Lebron. Not one, not two, not 3,4,5,6,or,7. Eh, when he says that, he believes it. Not blowing smoke at the fans, he’s all about business. Not gonna blow smoke at the fans that will wake up even after the Heat somehow don’t win a title with the same problems they had the day before. [...]
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Dan Gilbert with a lesson on shortcuts
Posted on12. Jun, 2011 by Kinger.
Well I mean, you knew it was coming. Honestly a little tamer than I thought it would be. Heat lose, Cavs fans rejoice, Dan Gilbert enjoys the last 5 seconds of his relevancy. Now onto the lockout…
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NBA Draft, LeBron, Indians, NFL, Tiger, and special sauce
Posted on27. May, 2011 by Meerkat.
So the 2011 NBA Draft is even worse than the 2010? My love for NCAA Hoops has waned this past season because of the lack of star players and monster squads. Is a wave of mediocrity about to crash on the NBA in 3-5 years when the drafted ballers of June and last June are [...]
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Can you find Sammy Sosa?
Posted on24. May, 2011 by Kinger.
White out! Where’s Whitey Sammy Sosa? Seriously, how is this guy a Heat fan anyways? Like most Heat fans, Mr. Sosa probably didn’t even realize the team existed until after game 5 against the Celtics.
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Sammy Sosa Looking White Hot!
Posted on22. May, 2011 by Kinger.
Remember kiddies, don’t do steroids. They’ll turn you into a white person.
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If You Didn’t Already Hate LeBron And The Heat, You Will After Watching This
Posted on26. Apr, 2011 by Kinger.
If there is a god, the Celtics will beat the Heat in round two. Sure it’s the lesser of two evils, but come on now. No one wants to see the bandwagon residents of Miami make anymore vids like this one, let alone see Bron Bron hoist a trophy next month. PS-I also hate ‘Cuban [...]
