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Tastys burgers, Chris Paul, Czar Stern, NBA future

Tastys burgers, Chris Paul, Czar Stern, NBA future

Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by .

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JESUS!!!! DAMN THE BURGERS AT THIRSTY LION ARE F’N GOOD!!! Yeah, you guessed it … the cerveza lovin Meerkat just got back from dinner out with the wife to spew a whole buncha drunken text all over The Sports Brewery front-page. Just admit it … you jerk to this kinda stuff. Alright … onto the [...]

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The Owners Have Spoken, CP3 To The Lakers Deal Is Squashed! Faith In America Has Been Restored.

Posted on08. Dec, 2011 by .

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Aint it grand to live in a democratic society! One where the evils of Jerry Buss, Kobe Bryant, Chris Paul and the entire scummy Lakers organization can’t just snap their fingers and make things so! via Adrian Wojnarowski Kudos to the other NBA owners who stood up for what is right in the country, and [...]

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Kobe Bryant: Oh You Know, Just Throwing Out Homophobic Slurs, No Biggie..

Posted on13. Apr, 2011 by .

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Awww…poor little Kobe. Could this guy be any bigger of dick if he tried? I know in Laker fans eyes a couple of rings post-Shaq and all was forgiven for the Mamba, but come on. Calling referee Bernie Adams a ‘fucking faggot’ just seems par for the course for this guy. Lakers fan will brush [...]

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Grouping the 2011 NBA Playoff Teams

Posted on12. Apr, 2011 by .

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With the worst regular season in major sports winding down lets take a look at the type of teams you’ll see in the greatest playoffs in all of the major sports.  I’m not taking into account potential match ups, just looking at my general feelings of the potential playoff teams.  Once the seedings are final [...]

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This is why I hate Kobe Bryant

Posted on11. Mar, 2011 by .

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Jeez Kobe, chill out bro, it was only one game. In what sort of fucked up world am I in where Kobe ‘Eagle’ Bryant is now like this stand up, hardworking face-of-all-the-is-good, type of guy? I think the Mayans were right, we got tsunamis taking out Japan, gas about to go up to $4647 a [...]

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The Lake Show, Mailman, & Tiger

Posted on12. Feb, 2011 by .

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The worst month in sports is upon us thanks to a giant BCS/Super Bowl hangover, so it’s just easier to touch on a few things at once.  Thankfully the month of February is the shortest of the year. -Kobe and the Lakers are in the midst of a road trip to get everyone off their [...]

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The iPhone Sucks (So Says Pau Gasol)

The iPhone Sucks (So Says Pau Gasol)

Posted on05. Jan, 2011 by .

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ESPN - Pau Gasol appeared to be sleep-walking through much of the Lakers’ embarrassing loss to the Memphis Grizzlies at the Staples Center on Sunday. It turns out that might not have been too far from the truth. “My alarm didn’t go off so I woke up past the time,” Gasol said. “I still went to [...]

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I Just Read This And Became Violently Ill

Posted on22. Oct, 2010 by .

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Yahoo Sports-The most eligible bachelorette in tennis is off the market. Three-time Grand Slam champion Maria Sharapova got engaged to her boyfriend Los Angeles Lakers guard Sasha Vujacic, after he proposed on Tuesday night at his Manhattan Beach, Calif. home. The two had been dating for nearly a year. TMZ was the first to report the news. Sharapova’s [...]

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Bosh isn’t enough for Wade

Posted on08. Jul, 2010 by .

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Big news at this time is that Chris Bosh has decided to join Wade in Miami as the newest member of the Heat. Immediately this makes the Heat a contender in the eastern conference. Lots of people are gonna go on saying now that they are the favorites. I am not one of those people. [...]

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