Archive for 'NBA Basketball'
The 2011-12 Miami Heat Intro Video Proves They Are All Business
Posted on28. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Everyone is always cracking on Bron, Wade, Bosh and the Heat for being nothing but showboating assholes, that scurry away when the bright lights come on. But I’m going to be honest, I don’t get it. You tell me one thing in this video that proves aren’t clearly substance over flash, and I’ll call you [...]
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Blazers Season Outlook, Same Shit Different Stink
Posted on16. Dec, 2011 by Stake.
Long story short Blazers will finish 7th/8th in the West, and get bounced in the first round by OKC or the Lake Show. The same standard procedure Rip City fans have become accustomed to under the Vulcan’s ownership, and there is no reason to believe the they will ever be in a position to compete [...]
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Blazers Sign Kurt Thomas, Can We Start The Parade Right Now!?!?
Posted on11. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
No Roy, no Oden. no problems. Kurt Thomas is coming to the Rose City with all the hoopla of shingles, greasy sweatpants and tap water! And no, this isn’t just some ‘quick fix’ for the Blazers acting GM (someone refresh me on his name?), Kurt is here for two years! Give the Blazers organization [...]
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Tastys burgers, Chris Paul, Czar Stern, NBA future
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by Meerkat.
JESUS!!!! DAMN THE BURGERS AT THIRSTY LION ARE F’N GOOD!!! Yeah, you guessed it … the cerveza lovin Meerkat just got back from dinner out with the wife to spew a whole buncha drunken text all over The Sports Brewery front-page. Just admit it … you jerk to this kinda stuff. Alright … onto the [...]
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Brandon Roy to retire due to his bad knees
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
Chris_Broussard “Sources say Brandon Roy to announce medical retirement due to degenerative knees, possibly as soon as today” I’m having very mixed feeling right now hearing about this news of B. Roy retiring because of his shitty knees. On one hand it sucks that Roy is having to call it quits so early in what [...]
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The Owners Have Spoken, CP3 To The Lakers Deal Is Squashed! Faith In America Has Been Restored.
Posted on08. Dec, 2011 by Kinger.
Aint it grand to live in a democratic society! One where the evils of Jerry Buss, Kobe Bryant, Chris Paul and the entire scummy Lakers organization can’t just snap their fingers and make things so! via Adrian Wojnarowski Kudos to the other NBA owners who stood up for what is right in the country, and [...]
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Funny like a clown or funny like a dick … with a gallon of Ninkasi in da liver, you judge
Posted on26. Nov, 2011 by Meerkat.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!!! It may say MIDNIGHT TAILGATE …. but I started early today … whatever … suck it up and pretend I pounded out a 12-pack during the wee hours … you can do it … i believe in you … sheesh … it’s The Sports Brewery, where sports-drunkenness is a badge you show proudly. [...]
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LaRussa is dickishly-awesome, Ducks games suck dick, Gumbel is dickishly-a-dick
Posted on23. Oct, 2011 by Meerkat.
It’s late October! So inevitably the cool nights have me migrating towards the darker beers and passing by the IPAs until Spring of 2012. Yup … drunken rodent text droppings coming up … you know life hasn’t been the same since the last post … ADMIT IT!! Buckle up … going on a fun ride [...]
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Marcus Camby, Herbing
Posted on22. Sep, 2011 by 3D.
Fox 12 - Trail Blazers center Marcus Camby was arrested this week on suspicion of possessing marijuana near a Texas school. Police in Pearland, near Houston, say an officer stopped a black 2010 Porsche Panamera for an equipment violation at about noon Monday. The officer reported smelling burnt marijuana coming from the car, police say, and a search turned up [...]
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Steve Blake catches one right in the grill mix
Posted on25. Aug, 2011 by Kinger.
Punked by the freshman punk, John Gilchrist. Color me shocked that the whitey isn’t fast enough to dodge a blow from the brother man. Meh, probably served Steve right. From getting abused by the Rockets in the 08 playoffs to eventually signing with the Lakers, I got no love for Blake.
