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Ernie Kent Haikus

Posted on 28. Feb, 2010 at 12:15 pm by Kinger in NCAA Basketball, Oregon Ducks Basketball, PAC-10 Basketball

How you made me smile

Those memories are fading

Will Mike do what’s right.

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Your flat top was cool

Raising the roof at Mac Court

You should leave with it.

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Porter can’t shoot well

Why can’t you see this Ernie

Ignorance is bliss.

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Trip to Mexico

Forgot to cover my ass

But I got a lot.

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Two Elite Eight runs

Should be worth lifetime contract

Oregon is small time.

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I am still breathing

And I know you don’t like me

So please! Go away!

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Matthew Knight Arena

Going to be a big bust

So just let me stay.

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Clumsy and stupid

Yet I am still the head coach

Purple dinosaurs.

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