An Ode to Floor Slapping
Posted on 18. Mar, 2010 at 6:00 am by 3D in NCAA Basketball
It’s done to pump yourself up. It’s done to pump your Krazy fans up. It’s its own history. It’s an art form. It’s an identity. It’s done by the whitest of white guys (and, to be PC, some non-white guys). It’s done by good players. It’s done by douche bags. It’s one of the most made fun of acts in sports. It’s: Floor Slapping (ugh…)
Below is my list of the world’s easiest guys to make fun of greatest floor slappers. No particular criteria involved – except you have to have the Duke not “it” factor, be scrappy, grit your teeth and face like playing defense is the hardest thing you will ever do, dunk as if you never have before, flop like hell to take a charge, be as white as notebook paper, or Shane Battier. Apologies for the infinite links and clicking, but don’t want to piss off anyone who points and clicks for a living.
Here you have it, in no particular order, I give you: Floor Slappers!
Bilas (only b/c he walks, talks, and acts like one)
And while I’m at it, I’ll pile on with this cool satire, and rip on Dukie fans being brutal, as if they are zombies from night of the living dead.
Meerkat
18. Mar, 2010
“Hands down” (get it?) the greatest floor-slapper is Bobby Hurley. The guy was like nails on a chalkboard.
Jay Bilas can do no wrong. In fact, the Jay Bilas pajamas I wear all March are quite comfortable and I haven’t slept better.
Trajan Langdon
18. Mar, 2010
Your list is flawed.
goodplaye
18. Mar, 2010
haha good to see that Trajan is a regular on out site