Overall Record: 3-0

Oregon State @ TCU -13.5

A tough road game for the Beavers to start off the season and with high expectations coming into the season the pressure will be on from the get go. I have been trying to make an excuse for why I should bet on the Beavers, they are returning 16 starters from last year, they return both Rodgers brothers and frankly because they’re from Oregon. But every time I think the Beavers will cover I go back to the same thing, QB Ryan Katz. All Beaver lovers have been saying they won’t lose a thing with Katz replacing Canfield who had a monster year last year, but I am not one of those people. I just see TCU’s top rated Defense being to much for Katz and Beavers. So look for TCU to come out and try and stop Jacquizz from the first snap and make Katz beat them, and if I’m right about him that should be enough for TCU’s offense to put this game out of reach.

Washington +3 @ BYU

I honestly can’t believe that I am going to take the Huskies, but you have to remember to never bet with your heart so I will begrudgingly take the lowly Dawgs as 3 point underdogs. Just looking over everything and this actually looks like the best bet of the day. The Huskies return 18 starters from last season including the messiah himself Jake Locker, but the person that I think will set the tone for what the Huskies will be this year is Keith Polk who ran for over 1,000 last season and should only get better with a more experienced offensive line. I am worried about the shaky Husky D, but with gunslinger Max Hall now in the NFL BYU’s O just isn’t as scary as it once was. Toss in that they have only 4 returning players on D it will only take a decent effort out of the Husky D to get this win.

Thought it was a Husky cheerleader...My Bad

Western Michigan @ Michigan State -24

This was an easy choice to make. A not very good MAC team going to a decent Big10 team for the first game of the year, should be an easy win. Add in that Western Michigan lost it’s starting Qb and top 2 RB’s and even this terrible Sparty D should have no problem keeping the Broncos under 10 points. All returning Qb Kirk Cousins (19 TD-9 INT) has to do is not turn the ball over and Sparty should have no problem putting up the needed points to get the cover. This game is going to be so boring to watch that I’m tempted to not even bet it so I don’t even have to look at the box score for the game.

Syracuse -7.5 @ Akron

Another game I am reluctant to bet on because it will be an unwatchable game, but 7.5 points is just to low to not play. The Cuse were terrible last year, but the best thing that could have happened to them did, Greg Paulus is no longer their Qb. Paulus was a joke of a QB last year and in the sheer fact that he is no longer their QB means that the Orangemen now have a chance to score some points. Lets also look at the Zips O who last year ranked 111th and now this year they dont even have their top RB (Even though he ran for a robust 244 yards last season). You take that shitty O against a Cuse D who is returning 10 starters and I see no way that Akron will score more than 6 points on offense. Lets just hope whoever they bring in at QB will not throw a couple pick 6′s and this game should be locked by half time.

There are no hot Syracuse Cheerleader pictures so you get just a random busty cheerleader

Minnesota -3 @ Middle Tennessee State

The Golden Gophers are returning 9 starters from their offense including quarterback Adam Weber, they lost top receiver Eric Decker but with so many returnees their O shouldn’t lose a step. The Gophers D isn’t much to talk about, but with the suspension of Middle Tennessee QB Dwight Dasher the Blue Raiders lost their 1 big play maker. So expect the Gophers to get a nice early lead then do what Big10 teams do best and pound the ball the rest of the game.

South Carolina -13.5 Vs Southern Mississippi

The old ball coach at home to start the season with 15 returning starters, how can you pass that up. Returning 8 on O including QB Stephen Garcia, top 2 RB’s and the leading receiver. If that wasn’t enough they return 7 players from the 15th ranked D last year going up against a Southern Miss team that only returns 4 offensive starters from last year. They do get 9 back on defense, but if the old ball coach can get that offense working early and get Southern Misses inexperienced O needing to score I can see a defensive TD or 2.

Pitt @ Utah Over 49.5

I’m taking into account that it’s the first game of the year and either it will be a sloppy low scoring game or a ton of points will be put on the board, and I’m going to hope for the latter. Pitt was a scoring machine last year early in the season and if they can find some QB play to go along with stud RB Dion Lewis and top returning receiver Jonathan Baldwin they should have no problem putting up some points, especially since Utah is only returning 4 starters on D. Utah’s offense on the other hand looks like they will be able to do some things. They did lose top receiver David Reed, but return a QB who had 11 TD’s to 5 picks and 1000 yard back Eddie Wide. I’ll be watching and hoping that both teams just march it up and down the field and keep it close so they don’t stop passing.

I can guarantee you all will be seeing me in this competition next year and I wont be bringing no little bitch rabbit like all these broads have, I’m gonna find me one of these monsters and just run rough shot over everyone. You know the only reason that this actually exists is so people can bet huge money on it and I am just going to cleanup when I enter it. So a year from now I’ll be posting from my massive yacht with my giant rabbit by my side just loving life. So here’s to becoming rich from made up sports.

The 2011 World Hopping Champion

Ain’t that a bitch. You think men all over the world could at least catch this break once in our lives where the Wife Knows Everything actually loses to the Wife Doesn’t Know. I mean seriously. Oh well, back to reality where small fluffy animals and throw pillows exist in the world.

So everyone in the world hates his guts, and he lost all his money, and he was never as great a player as he thought he was, but god damn can Canseco drop bombs. I mean he’s 46 and in his first plate appearance for the Laredo Broncos of the Independent League he goes deep, I’ll tip my cap to that.

I know I’m gonna hear some shit about how he’s a dirtbag and he doesn’t deserve any pity for what he has done to himself since baseball and guess what I agree. But the guy for a period of time was one of the best players in baseball (He was on roids I know) and his bomb he hit in the SkyDome has been etched in my brain since I was a kid so I have to give him some love.

Love him, hate him, don’t give a shit about him at least give him props for dropping bombs.

Emotional Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez was arrested after last night’s game for assaulting his father-in-law, police said. Rodriguez and his wife’s father brawled in a tunnel just outside the Mets clubhouse in the moments following the team’s 6-2 loss to the Colorado Rockies. The father-in-law suffered facial abrasions and a head injury and was taken by ambulance to Flushing Hospital shortly after the altercation, police said. K-Rod, as the Venezuela-born star closer is known, was charged with third-degree assault, police said.

Moments before the explosion with his family, Rodriguez snapped at reporters who asked why he was not summoned to pitch in a bases loaded situation in the eighth inning. “Did I f—–g pitch tonight?” Rodriguez snarled when asked if he was upset that manager Jerry Manuel did not ask him to protect a one-run lead. “Why do I have to talk to you f—–g guys?” “Mind your own f—–g business,” Rodriguez snapped at a reporter who witnessed the fight and asked for an explanation.

Easy there K-Rod let’s bring this down a notch or two. I know the Mets are dog shit and all, but that is no reason to go around beating the shit out of your father-in-law. So you guys lost another game to a terrible Rockies team big deal, if losing games makes people want to beat ass then I’m pretty sure there would be a murder everyday the Royals, O’s, Pirates and Mariners play a game. Let’s remember it’s all a game and if you still have the feeling to beat someones ass after a loss it’s would be better to go after the front office people since they’re the ones to get you into this mess.

To make matters worse for the Mets some broad is saying that starting pitcher Johan Santana raped her. If we can get a guy busted for doing crack this would look like the 1986 Mets team, minus the winning.

Here’s what Prokhorov has to say to a bunch of reporters:

“Let me ask you some questions,” Prokhorov said to a small group of reporters during a private brunch meeting at the Four Seasons Hotel in Manhattan. “What about the name of the team? Is it okay, the Nets? Or do we have to try to find something new?

“I’m a foreigner, you know,” he said. “I need your piece of advice. I can put Russian name and nobody knows what it is. I can put the name of a girlfriend and every time I change, I need to change the name of the team.”

Is Mikhail Prokhorov not the coolest human being on the planet. I mean he comes to America having made a trillion dollars in Russia of all places and straight up buys an NBA team, and whats the first thing he wants to do before they have even played a game under his ownership, change the name of the team. The Nets have been around since 1977, but Mikhail just doesn’t give a shit. Hell who needs tradition when I can just change the name of the team to whatever hot piece off ass I’m banging, which by the way would be the best thing to ever happen to the NBA. Since doing that will never happen I thought we should be gracious ambassadors and help Prok out with the naming of his team when they relocate to Brooklyn.

Here’s a few names I got.

Brooklyn Baller’s

Crooklyn Muggers

Brooklyn Finest

Let’s hear what other people come up with.

PS…Prok if you end up reading this blog and use one of these names how bought throwing a couple bucks our way.

This guy can cut the shit that he lost the ball in the lights. I’ve played outfield all my life and have lost balls in lights, the sun and sometimes you just don’t pick up the ball, but this guy isn’t fooling me. When a ball is flying at you and you lose it instinct is to cover up and protect yourself not leave your arms out like you’re going to catch it, then watch it all the way to contact as it smashes your girl. This guy just needs to admit that he’s a pussy and maybe he can see his girlfriends again in the near future.