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Gary Busey + Kia = Best commercials ever
Posted on06. Jan, 2012 by SKI.
Oh Busey you amazing nutjob. How could you not want to go out and buy a Kia after watching these commercials? I was halfway out the door till I realized this was in Pittsburgh and Busey might not be there actually selling cars, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually was. I’m hoping that [...]
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The entire state of Wisconsin is on suicide watch
Posted on04. Jan, 2012 by SKI.
If everyone in Wisconsin didn’t already want to kill themselves after the loss to Oregon in the Rose Bowl, then last night’s game against Michigan State has definitely pushed them over the edge. Poor clock management strikes down the mighty badgers yet again. Just a crack squad running the clock at the Kohl center. I [...]
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Stanford kicker summons his inner Ray Finkle
Posted on03. Jan, 2012 by SKI.
I spoke with Jordan Williamson’s mother and this is what she had to say about the kick. “This was all that Dan Zychlinski’s fault, everyone know’s that. If he would have held the ball laces out like he was supposed to Jordan would have never missed that kick. Dan Zychlinski should die of gonorrhea and rot in [...]
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Yorvit Torrealba suspended 66 games in Venezuelan league for “striking” an umpire
Posted on27. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
A 66 game ban for that? Is the Venezuelan league serious with that ruling. 66 games for shoving a guy in the face who is wearing a mask. To get 66 games I feel you should have to drop the ump with one punch, throw your dip on his unconscious face, kick him in the nuts [...]
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Morning Hangover: Portland man assaults 3 people at Toys R Us with a light sabre
Posted on20. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
OregonLive- Police arrested a man who allegedly assaulted three people with a blue light saber at a Hayden Island Toys R Us Wednesday night. A 9-1-1 caller reported the incident about 9:50 p.m. and said the man was inside the store, 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, swinging the “Star Wars” weapon of choice at customers, said Sgt. Pete [...]
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Lingerie football league fight…and I thought these bitches were scary before
Posted on15. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
Man shit just be popping off in the LFL. I’ve never been so scared and aroused at the same time in all my life. Even though these are chicks in lingerie they were getting after it better than 95% of baseball and basketball brawls. I think there were actually more punches landed in that 20 [...]
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Sports Brewery bowl pick’em contest
Posted on13. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
The bowl season is right around the corner, so we here at the Sports Brewery felt we should hold a contest to see who is the Bowl Pick’em champion. Now if you mother fuckers would have bought more shirts we could have had a better prize, but since the “I love my Street Agents’ shirts [...]
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Morning Hangover: 2 little kids have a taekwondo match and embarrass themselves and America
Posted on13. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
This is a prefect example as to why kids in America are such pussies now. Look at these fucking parents cheer and laugh as little Timmy misses his 50th straight kick. Well guess what parents. As your little kid is having fun and laughing in his karate class little Dae Han in Korea is already [...]
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Brandon Roy to retire due to his bad knees
Posted on09. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
Chris_Broussard “Sources say Brandon Roy to announce medical retirement due to degenerative knees, possibly as soon as today” I’m having very mixed feeling right now hearing about this news of B. Roy retiring because of his shitty knees. On one hand it sucks that Roy is having to call it quits so early in what [...]
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Who’s excited for Madonna and Cirque du Soleil for the Super Bowl halftime show? Exactly what I thought..Nobody
Posted on06. Dec, 2011 by SKI.
The Wrap- Wardrobe malfunction, take two? If anyone knows how to provoke, it’s Madonna, who will headline the Super Bowl halftime show Feb. 5 with performers from Cirque du Soleil. The Super Bowl performance, at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, will coincide with the release of Madonna’s next single, “Give Me All Your Love,” the first tune [...]
